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[ROYC75]

Discussion: All things Broncos.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by MagicHef

In that case, who would put the Bengals below the Chiefs?

Anyone with eyes, who understands rosters.

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Who's lap is WalRuss sitting in?

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Russell Wilson said George Paton put up his classic ✌️ when he found out Russ’ extension was done ���� pic.twitter.com/qt5CrzmmSU

— Zac Stevens (@ZacStevensDNVR) September 2, 2022

Wait…. So Private Pay a Ton didn’t realize the extension was done? Isn’t he the GM?

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by FlaChief58

Who's lap is WalRuss sitting in?

The 2 kids on their laps look like their kids. But the kid I’m the middle looks suspiciously like Future??

[TEX]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

God damn, MHM is usually pretty level headed. Must have had a few too many cocktails before that gem.

He's in a tough spot. He's one of the few Mule Tools that stuck it out here and braved the Mahomes Effect. He wants so much to chest pound and revert back to his passive- aggressive- back handed -compliment -giving -24/7- self, because THIS year he thinks he FINALLY has something. As the season goes on, and the reality of finishing last again sets in, he'll be more level headed.

[Coochie liquor]

Suspiciously I don’t see Dungver on this list. But what I DO see is that our GM and scouting department are God level, while Dungver is probably only better than the Faders. Who’ve been below poverty level. Guess that makes Dungver sewage level.


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[Mile High Mania]

Originally Posted by TEX

He's in a tough spot. He's one of the few Mule Tools that stuck it out here and braved the Mahomes Effect. He wants so much to chest pound and revert back to his passive- aggressive- back handed -compliment -giving -24/7- self, because THIS year he thinks he FINALLY has something. As the season goes on, and the reality of finishing last again sets in, he'll be more level headed.

Not really, I just didn't think it through on the 2500 number. If I had done some more digging and realized a duo has never hit that mark, I would have posted the 2,200 range which is what I've pulled it back to for them. Williams and Gordon can be more like the 2008 and 2009 Giants and Panthers, that would not surprise me. They both eclipsed 900 yards rushing in 2021 and I think Williams hits that 1,200-1,300 range with Gordon getting into the 1,000 yard range.

[Coochie liquor]

Found the rest of the list. Dungver with 22% of their picks out of the league he’ll that’s even HIGHER than the Fade, and we see how bad they’ve been. Never stop Dungver.


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[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Found the rest of the list. Dungver with 22% of their picks out of the league he’ll that’s even HIGHER than the Fade, and we see how bad they’ve been. Never stop Dungver.



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[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Not really, I just didn't think it through on the 2500 number. If I had done some more digging and realized a duo has never hit that mark, I would have posted the 2,200 range which is what I've pulled it back to for them. Williams and Gordon can be more like the 2008 and 2009 Giants and Panthers, that would not surprise me. They both eclipsed 900 yards rushing in 2021 and I think Williams hits that 1,200-1,300 range with Gordon getting into the 1,000 yard range.

You better hope you can somehow run for 2200 yards as a team, but it’s highly unlikely given your abysmal OL. Because Russacked teams have historically thrown the ball the fewest % of their plays in the league. Good thing you just gave up lots of assets and money for that guy. Dungver thinking it’s the 1990s going full blown rushing attack with no defense. New blocking scheme, new offensive philosophy, new but VERY meh HC, unproven DC, no early draft picks, no new offensive weapons, no upgrade at OL. I bet you guys think this is the year the streak ends huh??


At least your team is really good at hugging!! I’m sure that’ll play out well in the physical NFL.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Suspiciously I don’t see Dungver on this list. But what I DO see is that our GM and scouting department are God level, while Dungver is probably only better than the Faders. Who’ve been below poverty level. Guess that makes Dungver sewage level.


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lEt'S rEaCh cAnT dRaFt!

And just a reminder that 9 of this year's 10 picks made the roster of a team that damn near made 4 straight SBs.

But hey....ya see what Paton did?! Sumbitch found a pretty good corner with pick 9!!

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

lEt'S rEaCh cAnT dRaFt!

And just a reminder that 9 of this year's 10 picks made the roster of a team that damn near made 4 straight SBs.

But hey....ya see what Paton did?! Sumbitch found a pretty good corner with pick 9!!

From now on when Blowmo decides to pump his embarrassingly bad GM, we will hopefully remember to post this EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Private Pyle is probably better at drafting than Private Pay a Ton!

[Quesadilla Joe]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

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Looks like the 2017 draft is the main culprit here:

Carlos Henderson, Brendan Langley, Jake Butt, De'Angelo Henderson and $wag Kelly

Day three of 2018 bears some blame, too:

DaeSean Hamilton (knee injuries), Troy Fumagalli, Sam Jones, Keishawn Bierria, David Williams.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Suspiciously I don’t see Dungver on this list. B

You'll have to sort it by the "Out of League percentage" they have there on the right.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Looks like the 2017 draft is the main culprit here:

Carlos Henderson, Brendan Langley, Jake Butt, De'Angelo Henderson and $wag Kelly

Day three of 2018 bears some blame, too:

DaeSean Hamilton (knee injuries), Troy Fumagalli, Sam Jones, Keishawn Bierria, David Williams.

All players you thought were gonna be excellent.

Remember when you were pimping $wag Kelly? BWAHAHAHAHA.