***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics) - Page 31

**BigRedChief** · 12:32 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

**BigRedChief** · 12-10-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I think JD should concede defeat and offer his votes to ROR. It's the only fair way to go about this.

that could be a loophole.....crap, checked the by laws of the academy. Against the rules.

**The Franchise** · 12-10-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

that could be a loophole.....crap, checked the by laws of the academy. Against the rules.

GD ACADEMY!!!!!!!!

CaliforniaChief · 12-10-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

comeon take one for the team.

I'd offer her up for a Chiefs win screwing the Broncos out of the playoffs, stopping Obama Care, or for a violent F-5 tornado to wipe out Oakland. But I think I'm going say that Team BossChief doesn't quite rise to the occasion for me.

But God bless you Gonzo and Lumpy.

**BigRedChief** · 12-10-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I wonder if BossChief realizes that if he wins.....everyone is going to hate him for this.

wellll you know when he wins he owns the "King of the N00bs" title, he can do whatever he wants with it, give it away to someone, wear it proudly , whatever....

SDChiefs · 12-10-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I think JD should concede defeat and offer his votes to ROR. It's the only fair way to go about this.

I agree

**BigRedChief** · 12-10-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

I'd offer her up for a Chiefs win screwing the Broncos out of the playoffs, stopping Obama Care, or for a violent F-5 tornado to wipe out Oakland. But I think I'm going say that Team BossChief doesn't quite rise to the occasion for me.

But God bless you Gonzo and Lumpy.

this thread may make it into the hall of fame yet.

**Gonzo** · 12-10-2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

I'd offer her up for a Chiefs win screwing the Broncos out of the playoffs, stopping Obama Care, or for a violent F-5 tornado to wipe out Oakland. But I think I'm going say that Team BossChief doesn't quite rise to the occasion for me.

But God bless you Gonzo and Lumpy.

Dude...

You just don't get it, do you?

It was a dark and stormy day in 2006.

Yours truly had joined this board in January and I thought I was one of the best n00b's ever to grace this bb.
But low and behold, Bill Parcells, (D112) being the attention whore that he is, won the award.
As a matter of fact, dear friends, your humble narrarator was but an afterthought during the whole process.

So as you can see, I will stop at nothing, NOTHING to make sure ROR has a chance to win this award. That way I may live vicariously though him if he wins and perhaps I will be able to taste the digital tears that bosschief will indeed be crying. I wonder, will they taste like the many tears I cried during that horrible day in 2006?

VOTE FOR ROR AND SEE SOME BEAVER!

**The Franchise** · 12-10-2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Dude...

You just don't get it, do you?

It was a dark and stormy day in 2006.

Yours truly had joined this board in January and I thought I was one of the best n00b's ever to grace this bb.
But low and behold, Bill Parcells, (D112) being the attention whore that he is, won the award.
As a matter of fact, dear friends, your humble narrarator was but an afterthought during the whole process.

So as you can see, I will do nothing, NOTHING to make sure ROR has a chance to win this award. That way I may live vicariously though him if he wins and perhaps I will be able to taste the digital tears that bosschief will indeed be crying. I wonder, will they taste like the many tears I cried during that horrible day in 2006?

VOTE FOR ROR AND SEE SOME BEAVER!

Same exact story......except I lost to CrazeyCoffey. FFS.....Findthedr got more votes than me.

**Gonzo** · 12-10-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Same exact story......except I lost to CrazeyCoffey. FFS.....Findthedr got more votes than me.

Yeah, but you sucked though.

**The Franchise** · 12-10-2009, 03:45 PM

Seriously....we're still 7 votes behind? Don't make me start creating dup accounts and voting people.

**Gonzo** · 12-10-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke Dunken

44-13

WHO THE **** IS THIS N00B?

BAN HIM

**The Franchise** · 12-10-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Yeah, but you sucked though.

**** you Gonzo.....**** you. Unless you give us pictures of Lumpy. Then....thank...you know what....it'll still be **** you.

**Gonzo** · 12-10-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

**** you Gonzo.....**** you. Unless you give us pictures of Lumpy. Then....thank...you know what....it'll still be **** you.

I'm just ****ing with you asshole.

**The Franchise** · 12-10-2009, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I'm just ****ing with you asshole.

Oh...and no disrespect to Lumpy.

**Gonzo** · 12-10-2009, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke Dunken

44-13

Vote for ROR.

I banned him myself

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=12862

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $1218962 VARSITY	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 12:32 PM..
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