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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#451 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Location: Sioux City, IA
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God dammit you people are going to make me have to page back to see that video of Paige when I have the opportunity. Stop it.
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#452 |
The Maintenance Guy
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So you gotta dodge 'em you gotta duck' im
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#453 |
The Maintenance Guy
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You gotta keep that diesel truckin'
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#454 |
The Maintenance Guy
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Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make
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#455 |
The Maintenance Guy
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The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
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#456 |
The Maintenance Guy
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And there's beer in Texarkana
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#457 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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He ain't no Jerry Reed that's for sure
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#458 |
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Think I got these damn lyrics out of order but I don't really care
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#459 |
The Maintenance Guy
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WELL THE MORE WHEELS IT HAS THE BETTER I LIKE IT
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#460 |
The Maintenance Guy
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I'M THE SON OF A TRUCK DRIVIN' MOTHER
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#461 |
The Maintenance Guy
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BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
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#462 |
The Maintenance Guy
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JUST A GOOD OL BOYS
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#463 |
The Maintenance Guy
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NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM
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#464 |
The Maintenance Guy
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STRAIGHTENING THE CURVES
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#465 |
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FLATTENING THE HILLS
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