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The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Yeah it better as long as you don't overheat me then it painful. Also if you see wal mart employees in the bathroom most the time their using the bathroom but some are just hanging out in there to take a break.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Austin,TX
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Buy high quality magnesium..it’s a centuries old remedy. Works.
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I ate two plums last week and shit myself
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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Yogoboyad in a gas station bathroom TWICE on the drive home. Trying to figure out what the culprit was. Hovered for 5 minutes driving, ran in and let it fly just in time. Almost a mini recreation of "the League" scene and hit the side of the road but hit a gas station JUST in time.
*this has been a "simply red" original story*
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Consuming CP souls
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Tyrone's hog fell off from pounding too much on his Friday night adventures
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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
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That was VERY similar to the experience. If it had been a traffic jam or 1 more red light, that's what the result would have been.
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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If you’re not using Cottonelle flushable wipes after dropping a deuce, then I feel sorry for your wife/girlfriend/booty call. Wipe with TP then finish off your brown-eye with a refreshing, moist, Cottonelle wipe, or two, to get it spick and span. Your woman will appreciate not whiffing doody when she’s down there. It’ll also give you peace of mind that you’re not presenting her with poor anus hygiene as well.
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#445 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Why does every BM have to start out like a raw potato and finish like mashed potatoes? I get the pain up front, and then it just dies halfway through because the mushy stuff has no pushing power, and I have to use half a roll of TP.
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Imagine having your gall bladder removed and then a week layer going across town to have dinner at a friend's house...you know the snooty kind that you would never use their bathroom except in extreme emergency.
Well....the topper for the night was that she fixed Mexican food because it was her family's favorite. They lived on Overland Park and we lived in Liberty. It was bad enough that I had to hold it all in for 45 minutes but what made matters worse was a wreck at the Hiway 69 and 435 interchange. We barely made it to the house before I practically jumped out of the driver seat to run to the newly finished basement bathroom. All the while my wife and kids laughing. |
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Consuming CP souls
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Can I help youuuuuu
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