-- Are you all still pooping fairly well?

[Simply Red]

Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.

[big nasty kcnut]

Yeah it better as long as you don't overheat me then it painful. Also if you see wal mart employees in the bathroom most the time their using the bathroom but some are just hanging out in there to take a break.

[ChiefaRoo]

Buy high quality magnesium..it’s a centuries old remedy. Works.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I ate two plums last week and shit myself

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Yogoboyad in a gas station bathroom TWICE on the drive home. Trying to figure out what the culprit was. Hovered for 5 minutes driving, ran in and let it fly just in time. Almost a mini recreation of "the League" scene and hit the side of the road but hit a gas station JUST in time.

*this has been a "simply red" original story*

[BEAVER]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

simply red just sent me this

prayers up

You know someone yelled "STAT" when that hog came out.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Tyrone's hog fell off from pounding too much on his Friday night adventures

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni

Yogoboyad in a gas station bathroom TWICE on the drive home. Trying to figure out what the culprit was. Hovered for 5 minutes driving, ran in and let it fly just in time. Almost a mini recreation of "the League" scene and hit the side of the road but hit a gas station JUST in time.

*this has been a "simply red" original story*

They still have it but the picture is bad.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia

They still have it but the picture is bad.

That was VERY similar to the experience. If it had been a traffic jam or 1 more red light, that's what the result would have been.

[KC Shox]

If you’re not using Cottonelle flushable wipes after dropping a deuce, then I feel sorry for your wife/girlfriend/booty call. Wipe with TP then finish off your brown-eye with a refreshing, moist, Cottonelle wipe, or two, to get it spick and span. Your woman will appreciate not whiffing doody when she’s down there. It’ll also give you peace of mind that you’re not presenting her with poor anus hygiene as well.

[suzzer99]

Why does every BM have to start out like a raw potato and finish like mashed potatoes? I get the pain up front, and then it just dies halfway through because the mushy stuff has no pushing power, and I have to use half a roll of TP.

I'm glad I've finally found a forum where I can share this information. Stay tuned for many more updates.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Why does every BM have to start out like a raw potato and finish like mashed potatoes? I get the pain up front, and then it just dies halfway through because the mushy stuff has no pushing power, and I have to use half a roll of TP.

I'm glad I've finally found a forum where I can share this information. Stay tuned for many more updates.

This is why we need Simply Red back. Clean breakers from board members are DOWN 250% in his absence.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni

That was VERY similar to the experience. If it had been a traffic jam or 1 more red light, that's what the result would have been.

Years ago I had a close call, I had Gates and then drove a ways away to visit a friend and I barely made it back home.

[Mosbonian]

Imagine having your gall bladder removed and then a week layer going across town to have dinner at a friend's house...you know the snooty kind that you would never use their bathroom except in extreme emergency.

Well....the topper for the night was that she fixed Mexican food because it was her family's favorite. They lived on Overland Park and we lived in Liberty. It was bad enough that I had to hold it all in for 45 minutes but what made matters worse was a wreck at the Hiway 69 and 435 interchange.

We barely made it to the house before I practically jumped out of the driver seat to run to the newly finished basement bathroom. All the while my wife and kids laughing.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia

Years ago I had a close call, I had Gates and then drove a ways away to visit a friend and I barely made it back home.

Can I help youuuuuu

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

simply red just sent me this

prayers up

UBEJA SIGHTING!