I've been gone!

[burt]

Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage.

Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool.

AMA!

[ChiTown]

Hi, burt! Glad to see you back and healthy from your illness. Sorry about the marriage, but you can always take care of that problem

Welcome back, friend!

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by Rasputin

Yeah kinda there is. I got PTSD from it. I mean when I about got killed, I was shot at speeding away in my Chevy Taho and glass back window shaddered and I have bullet holes in my Taho. One inches from the top of my head by the visor. This was about three years ago. He was chasing after me in an Escalade. It was fast as **** and I zig zagged through town but he caught up to me. I drove to the Sherrif office with a shot out tire too. Crazy mother ****ing shit.

Has it ever been farted in tho?

[scho63]

Originally Posted by burt

I only have to accept what's true. Niether one of us was aware. Damn Ancestry.com! LOL. Since, for a change, I am blameless, no resentment towards me. His Mom, obviously HAS to maintain ignorence.

That's exactly how we discovered my deceased Dad had a son that would be 62 now but died from COVID and sleep apnea. He was my step brother and I am the one that took the DNA test to confirm.

He had been searching for his family for years. I was so glad I helped him confirm who he was and that my Dad was his father. They looked so much alike it was scary.

My sister and my Dad's brother, my uncle, connected and all met for the 18 months from when he found out until he passed away.

I never got the chance to meet him but he had an enormous amount of friends and family that loved him. Ironically, he had 2 additional kids that no one but he knew about. Total of 6 known to everyone but 8 known to me.

His Mom was a loose woman back in the day. She hid many secrets from him. Not sure she knew my Dad was the father. She had 3 baby daddies for 3 kids. Not very common back in the late fifties and early sixties.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Hi, burt! Glad to see you back and healthy from your illness. Sorry about the marriage, but you can always take care of that problem

Welcome back, friend!

Ha. Next thing we know, we will get a "hello from prison" post from burt.

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

Has it ever been farted in tho?

Of course it's been farted in.

[Monty]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Ha. Next thing we know, we will get a "hello from prison" post from burt.

It's next on the list.

Glad to have you back and can't wait to hear about the other children you don't know about.

[dlphg9]

Originally Posted by scho63

That's exactly how we discovered my deceased Dad had a son that would be 62 now but died from COVID and sleep apnea. He was my step brother and I am the one that took the DNA test to confirm.

He had been searching for his family for years. I was so glad I helped him confirm who he was and that my Dad was his father. They looked so much alike it was scary.

My sister and my Dad's brother, my uncle, connected and all met for the 18 months from when he found out until he passed away.

I never got the chance to meet him but he had an enormous amount of friends and family that loved him. Ironically, he had 2 additional kids that no one but he knew about. Total of 6 known to everyone but 8 known to me.

His Mom was a loose woman back in the day. She hid many secrets from him. Not sure she knew my Dad was the father. She had 3 baby daddies for 3 kids. Not very common back in the late fifties and early sixties.

Wait, what?

You mean half brother, correct?

[Dunerdr]

OK no ones going to ask. Lay out the son scenario Burty boy. Party hook up? Ex girl friend? Drunk neighbor? Left a load on a truck stop toilet and the cleaning lady put it to good use?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

OK no ones going to ask. Lay out the son scenario Burty boy. Party hook up? Ex girl friend? Drunk neighbor? Left a load on a truck stop toilet and the cleaning lady put it to good use?

Or does he even remember it?

[threebag]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

did you impregnate a bar maid?

Originally Posted by burt

Actually, kinda.

You’ve been added to his spank bank. “Ooohhhhh Burt, I’m coming!”

[dlphg9]

I have a few questions

1. How long you been gone and why did you leave?
2. How long had you been split up with wife #1 before getting hitched to #2?
3. How long have you and this new wife been dating and how long have you been married?
4. What's going on with the new wife? What the rift and have you guys talked divorce? Does she even know you're unhappy?

[dlphg9]

5. Have to talked to your secret sons mom since finding him?

[scho63]

Originally Posted by dlphg9

Wait, what?

You mean half brother, correct?

My bad, half-brother. You are correct......

[burt]

That's a bit intimadating....

[R Clark]

Originally Posted by Rasputin

Yeah kinda there is. I got PTSD from it. I mean when I about got killed, I was shot at speeding away in my Chevy Taho and glass back window shaddered and I have bullet holes in my Taho. One inches from the top of my head by the visor. This was about three years ago. He was chasing after me in an Escalade. It was fast as **** and I zig zagged through town but he caught up to me. I drove to the Sherrif office with a shot out tire too. Crazy mother ****ing shit.

Sounds like you almost got what you deserved