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Old 12-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:48 PM   #31
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:50 PM   #32
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Don't ever tuck your shirt in and wear jeans a lot.
Lol my man, at least in San Antonio, you are way off the mark on a lot of your contributions. Tucking your shirt in lets the latinas see that ass.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:52 PM   #33
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:56 PM   #34
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Lol my man, at least in San Antonio, you are way off the mark on a lot of your contributions. Tucking your shirt in lets the latinas see that ass.
Sure. If you're gay, or you're dressing up to dance maybe. Or if you live in Texas and you're trying to convince people that you're "country."
Then you might look like this:

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Old 12-19-2014, 10:57 PM   #35
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Sure. If you're gay, or you're dressing up to dance maybe. Or if you live in Texas and you're trying to convince people that you're "country."
Then you might look like this:
Or this:



But this is my preference as I like banging hot women, not sure where your preferences lie.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:59 PM   #36
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Sure. If you're gay, or you're dressing up to dance maybe. Or if you live in Texas and you're trying to convince people that you're "country."
Then you might look like this:
Plenty of non posers wear the cowboy hat and boots daily. You picked a pretty dramatic photo there.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:00 PM   #37
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Plenty of non posers wear the cowboy hat and boots daily. You picked a pretty dramatic photo there.
He kind of has a bitchy sense of how it really works down here. Guy probably doesn't leave the house after 7pm.
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But this is my preference as I like banging hot women, not sure where your preferences lie.
Going out to dance/pick up women is a different story. That's when a lot of guys turn into peacocks. Not that this pic is flamboyant, but I wouldn't wear a hat like that for daily wear and the vast majority of guys around here wouldn't either.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:01 PM   #39
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Going out to dance/pick up women is a different story. That's when a lot of guys turn into peacocks. Not that this pic is flamboyant, but I wouldn't wear a hat like that for daily wear and the vast majority of guys around here wouldn't either.
What part of Texas do you live in? That picture looks legit to me?
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:05 PM   #41
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He kind of has a bitchy sense of how it really works down here. Guy probably doesn't leave the house after 7pm.
I'm not all that interested in how it works down there. I lived just outside of San Antonio for five years, lived on a ranch in Texas the year before that. Now I live deep into NorCal ag territory. Last Thursday night we had a huge storm and about 20 of my neighbor's cattle wandered through my front yard at Midnight. I'm surrounded by a 25 acre orchard on three sides so I was surprised that they went that far out of their way.
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What part of Texas do you live in? That picture looks legit to me?
Hill country Northeast of San Antonio.
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Hill country Northeast of San Antonio.
Hmmmm....odd. I'm from Central Texas and see it all the time. Not everybody, but it's very common. My Dad and brother do the farm work together. Dad wears cowboy hat, jeans, and boots. My brother wears a ball cap, jeans, and boots.
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If you aint making 6 figures out in the oil fields though it might be a difficult pull, even the averages.
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Hmmmm....odd. I'm from Central Texas and see it all the time. Not everybody, but it's very common. My Dad and brother do the farm work together. Dad wears cowboy hat, jeans, and boots. My brother wears a ball cap, jeans, and boots.
Again the turqoise shirt dude was clearly a joke and was probably photographed in Buffalo, NY. I never see that gay shit down here and I'm out a ton.
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