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On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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The boutique coffee they were brewing.... The freaking air freshener someone had plugged into the wall.... The $200 bottle of perfume the VP of Marketing had bathed in that morning.... And the smell of the skunk someone had eaten for breakfast.... Midway thru the morning someone asked my why I looked a bit pale. |
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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Heres what you say:
Hey dude, I need to talk to you about something, and the only reason Im telling you is because I care about you, youa re my friend, I know you will do amazing things (in whatever he does) and you need to know for possible health reasons. Your breath is bad, like halitosis bad, which could be a more serious issue. Chewing gum, or a breath mint isnt going to help you. You need to see a doctor/dentist and find out whats wrong, because its getting in your way in the career field and could very well get in the way of the ladies. Im not rying to mean, Im trying to help you, and being honest is the only way I can help you,. Thats basically what I said, and it worked. She thanked me, and went to and all kinds of things checked out, and I believe she has fixed the problem.
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
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"Tic-Tac? Here's a case of them."
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Keepin it Real
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Oklahoma
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GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
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Seriously, if he's a good friend, this should not be a problem at all.
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Casino cash: $9925282
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And see how he isnt getting the hint? I swear these people are dense. If Someone offers me a breath mint, i take it, and then take the hint, and I deal with it if need be.
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
Casino cash: $4227192
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Call him stinky. That always got my attention.
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5 o’clock free crack giveaway
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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Or you can send him to me. I'll tell him. "I'm going to go ahead and double mask if it's ok with you?"
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Better yet say "blow me. Ummm, nevermind. I don't want to get on my penis whatever that has taken over your mouth."
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Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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Say "Hey Bruno you smell like an anchovies ****, not good and not for sharing"
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Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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They need to floss.
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hoc impetu faciendo non stabit
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Los Angeles, California
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You could try Tom Cruise's method in Top Gun.
"Slider, [sniff], you stink." |
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Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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I shove cotton rolls soaked in Scope in my nose, then mask up. Burns a little, but does the trick.
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