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So you're saying that your dad is more cool than you?
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Don't leave, luv. I was just kidding.
Aw well, I am out people. Happy New Year, everybody.
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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Pussy!!!!
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Now you've pissed me off!
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My wife and I just got home from a party. She wasn't quite as wild as she was Friday night, when she got so hammered she made out with my best friend's girlfriend and vomited on the table of the greasy spoon we went to after bars, but at least I'm chowing down on a Hot Pocket and not a basket full of toasted ravioli with vomit seasoning.
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Man, I could use a Snuggie right now.
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Have you ever heard of a swirley? That's when you dunk someone's head in the toilet and then flush it.
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I'm out. 'Night.
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