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Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2
Nick Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex. The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police. Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well." Last edited by teedubya; 01-26-2009 at 06:48 PM.. Reason: to help derank the top google ranking... heh |
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So stupid.
Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief. Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then. I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers. |
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Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?
In reality, this story was probably him. damn, who was that douche? |
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I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh
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There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.
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This thread should once reindexed NOT be the number one google result for GoChiefs name anymore. heh
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This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:
1. Largest Penis Who: Jonah Falcon is an American actor and writer and is widely considered to have one of the largest known penises in existence. He gained minor fame after he was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” Rolling Stone also did a feature on him. Falcon’s penis is a whopping 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. ![]() Why You Should Be Impressed: In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely. The Down Side: Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them. Look at this huge NSFW dick! http://www.dazereader.com/jonahfalcon1.jpg
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No, you're not gay or anything. NTTAWWT
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Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.
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That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.
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Apparently his dingus radiates heat.
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