It's been real... - Page 3

**Bob Dole** · 12-12-2001, 09:41 PM

It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come.

It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique.

It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside.

Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken.

It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share.

Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.

ROYC75 · 12-13-2001, 07:41 AM

Leave it to the witty one to find a piece of humor about crap !

waKCo · 12-13-2001, 08:19 AM

They say the toughest loss is the loss of a twin.

Alton deFlat · 12-13-2001, 08:28 AM

It's been a long season, huh?
I will mourn your loss however.
That really is the shits.

BigOlChiefsfan · 12-13-2001, 08:42 AM

We show up for the football scoop
And to talk of Bob Dole's poop
We like to talk
We sometimes rap
Or hear about Bob's massive crap
We share a joke, enjoy the wit
of Bob Dole and his daily sh*t
If a stranger walks in, guess he thinks
It ain't just our football team that stinks
There's them that like this
And for them that do
Happy Holidays to Bob and Curly-poo

chief mohawk · 12-13-2001, 09:46 AM

Bob, did curly have a daughter named baby ruth?

12-13-2001, 09:50 AM

My brother sent an email with this site attached. He "asked Jeeves "how to polish a turd"

and this site came up....they will actually ship someone a turd for you.
www.smellypoop.com

58Forever · 12-13-2001, 09:56 AM

LOL....

One question Mr. Dole...with the bad hand, do you find it hard to wipe with the less dominant hand?...assuming of course that you are a natural righty....

anybody remember the old Cheech and Chong routine about "pinching a loaf"?

It's a masterpiece...

this is almost as good....

Hoover · 12-13-2001, 09:57 AM

Ya know Senator, I felt the same loss this morning.

ROYC75 · 12-13-2001, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by waKCo
They say the toughest loss is the loss of a twin.

heheheh...that was a good one!

**Bob Dole** · 04-27-2002, 08:53 AM

Rather than start a new poop topic, Bob Dole figured he would add this information to Curly's thread. Click on the photo for more information on this exciting new product from Twisted Novelties, Inc.

chiefsfan58 · 04-27-2002, 09:03 AM

**Baby Lee** · 04-27-2002, 11:15 AM

And its dishwasher safe!!!

redfan · 04-27-2002, 11:26 AM

Did we use our colonblow ?

I got some of this stuff, but I've been too chicken to use it so far.
As soon as I grow a pair, I'll let everybody know how it turns out.

RINGLEADER · 04-27-2002, 12:05 PM

If he could have only held out a bit longer...I hear the Chiefs were getting ready to trade a conditional pick in next year's draft (a fifth, escalating to a fourth if he was able to hold together against a power rush) for Curly. I think I read somewhere that Vermeil was interested in a wide-body who could plug up the holes on defense.

headsnap · 04-27-2002, 12:11 PM

I would say yes to that, but our defense already stinks bad enough with Robinson's toilet bowl spinner.

holy waterfunnel batman, the spinner defense finally makes sense...

12-12-2001, 09:41 PM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $545437	It's been real... It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come. It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique. It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside. Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken. It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share. Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.
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12-13-2001, 07:41 AM	#31
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3881400	Leave it to the witty one to find a piece of humor about crap ! __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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12-13-2001, 08:19 AM	#32
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12-13-2001, 08:42 AM	#34
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $6700157	We show up for the football scoop And to talk of Bob Dole's poop We like to talk We sometimes rap Or hear about Bob's massive crap We share a joke, enjoy the wit of Bob Dole and his daily sh*t If a stranger walks in, guess he thinks It ain't just our football team that stinks There's them that like this And for them that do Happy Holidays to Bob and Curly-poo __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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12-13-2001, 09:46 AM	#35
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12-13-2001, 09:50 AM	#36
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12-13-2001, 09:56 AM	#37
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	LOL.... One question Mr. Dole...with the bad hand, do you find it hard to wipe with the less dominant hand?...assuming of course that you are a natural righty.... anybody remember the old Cheech and Chong routine about "pinching a loaf"? It's a masterpiece... this is almost as good.... __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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12-13-2001, 09:57 AM	#38
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04-27-2002, 08:53 AM	#40
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $545437	Rather than start a new poop topic, Bob Dole figured he would add this information to Curly's thread. Click on the photo for more information on this exciting new product from Twisted Novelties, Inc.
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04-27-2002, 12:11 PM	#45
headsnap "Think ZOOM!" Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Space Station #5 Casino cash: $-22764	I would say yes to that, but our defense already stinks bad enough with Robinson's toilet bowl spinner. holy waterfunnel batman, the spinner defense finally makes sense... Last edited by headsnap; 04-27-2002 at 12:17 PM..
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