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" I prefer the bear "
I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com
Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online? |
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But what if you're just an average sized dude, or a short dude, like, lets say homie is 5-8", and gets stuck in the woods with Brittany Griner?
I mean, where's the nuance in this?
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A lone woman in the woods would give me pause because it's not normal. Is she running from a bear? We don't walk to our cars with our keys in our hands because of women. Or bears for that matter. But I would agree that most of you are scared if we rattle pots and pans at you.
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If I ever go to prison, I'm going to find the guy who does the best math on the block, and I'm going to out-math him in front of everyone. No one messes with the guy who does the best math.
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We're at least smarter than bears and can sway them off. There aren't many bear-on-person deaths. |
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You saw Shawshank 🥰
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I like how this question always assumes the man is going to be this evil rapist torturer who's going to chain you to the tree and breed you until he has sufficient heirs while feeding you porridge and your own urine.
The vast, vast majority of men will help and make the woman's life easier, better and increase survivability. Unless said female gets stuck with Clay. If that's the case, she'll have to let her lady-balls hang and take care of him to ensure his survival.
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So i was at the mall the other day and i saw this big bitch. I mean, biiiiig bitch. Like, 6-2", 300-ish lbs. And she was like a functional big too. Not the "sit your fat ass down in a scooter" type bitch.
And her man was like, idk, 5-4"? A few thoughts ran through my mind: 1. Good for her for being able to walk on her own two feet 2. That bitch could **** that dude up if she wanted to.... 3. Is this like an app first date and dude got fooled by the pics and now he's like, "fuuuuuck bro what'd i do?" 4. Sex must be really difficult between these two... 5. Would you rather be in the woods with this bitch or a bear?
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500,000 bears
11 attacks 165M men 4.8M attacks on women .002% vs 2.09%
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Much love for the 98%ers
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So 98% chance that the man will be of no harm and likely be an aid to their survival. Got it.
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Women : the bear of course
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You would do well in Rain Man's prison.
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Most of your women are around at least 100 men a day. 2 are threats. You tell us which ones.
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