Getting old sucks

[penguinz]

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Bump

I'm not the one shitting myself


hell I didn't even shit myself a few weeks ago when I did a colonoscopy with the prep the night before

Never said I did. Just that it's something you have to consider at a certain age.

I get probed in a couple weeks. Im dreading the not eating more than anything.

[Bump]

Originally Posted by penguinz

I would never date a women in here 20's. If I were to end up on the market I don't think I would date anyone.

I would get a copy of Barneys Playbook and spend the rest of my life trying to nail someone from every country.

Life is too short to be tied down.

I noticed how you didn't say 'a woman' there

so back to my first post

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia

You're not alone, I sharted last night too for the first time in years.

All dat turkey. It’s like spackle on my bowels.

[Titty Meat]

Your dick still work?

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Your dick still work?

Stay away from my dick.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Bump

I noticed how you didn't say 'a woman' there

so back to my first post

So clever. I bet you are still laughing thinking you had such a funny response.

[Bump]

Originally Posted by penguinz

So clever. I bet you are still laughing thinking you had such a funny response.

just gave my head a little nod and said "yup, called it"

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Bump

just gave my head a little nod and said "yup, called it"

Called what? A second grade level response is nothing to be proud of.

[Bump]

Originally Posted by penguinz

Never said I did. Just that it's something you have to consider at a certain age.

I get probed in a couple weeks. Im dreading the not eating more than anything.

well good luck with yours, hope they find nothing. The not eating wasn't difficult for me, the first part of the prep sucked. But the last 5 hours were hell if you are doing the 2 dose part like I did. I never want to drink something salty and slightly berry flavored ever again

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Bump

well good luck with yours, hope they find nothing. The not eating wasn't difficult for me, the first part of the prep sucked. But the last 5 hours were hell if you are doing the 2 dose part like I did. I never want to drink something salty and slightly berry flavored ever again

Thanks. I know it's going to be clean so not worried

I'm about to turn 50 and my grandmother died from colon cancer so I guess that raises my risk a bit.

I eat 6-8 times a day so it's going to be rough.

[penguinz]

I love you to RoTC.

[Mr. Wizard]

We are just like vehicles, eventually out rear main seal is gonna go.

[R Clark]

It’s to bad you can’t replace it

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

I somehow developed tennis elbow while sleeping

I’ve sprained my ankle twice now. While I was asleep. How does that happen?

[Holladay]

All of us have sharted a lil bit through life. It is bad in a busy work place environment...you have to walk like the Ginger Bread Man and hopefully no one notices.

I think the worst story (maybe here on CP) was a dude trying to anal with a beauty and she crapped all over him. He ran from the house...naked.

My worst story was when I was still kinda a newlywed. (1-2yrs). We slept in a small full sized bed. We slept naked per usual. Just laid down and oops. Damn that sucked. THIS was a situation where you can not hide it I blacked out after this (memory hole) and haven't a clue how the situation was remedied.

The older we get, the better our Spidey senses get thus it doesn't turn into an episode.