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Nothing better than a propofol nap.
And a cheeseburger never tastes better than the first one you have after a colonoscopy
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#32 |
What's up braj?
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You’re so butthurt from the thread the other day you need a colonoscopy?
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#33 |
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I thought that was it.
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I did the mail-in Cologuard test.
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Drop the soap and spread your cheeks.
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#36 |
Wasted away again...
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Obligatory
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I did that and they found blood.
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I'm getting a colonoscopy in the next month or two myself. Let's be colonoscopy buddies!
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#39 |
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we don't have time for a butthug. You are in Colorado and I'm in Montana.
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Mixing whiskey in on it. They didn't say I couldn't
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87 percent chance of a false positive (no advanced polyp or cancer)
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There should be a shit in shower .
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I grossed myself out with this comment.
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Kind of a mod
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The prep is far worse than the procedure.
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