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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.
... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.
But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name. http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes. Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway: http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us Last edited by teedubya; 06-27-2009 at 09:22 PM.. |
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06-27-2009, 03:36 PM | #31 |
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He's at 277!
Comments: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#8 By the next big thing you are looking, do you mean a prep to get your gay models ready for the shoot by "servicing" them? If so, I believe Clayton is your man! He just looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Grams - 6/27/2009report misuse#7 Oh, dear, you're so doggone cute. Why can't you find a nice JW girl and settle down. You're a catch! Love Your gramma. Claythan - 6/27/2009report misuse#6 Just Haters IMO I rule the stood up dates..... Prove me wrong. Ultra Peanut - 6/27/2009report misuse#5 I bet he'd suck MY dick with those dick-sucking lips. Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#4 I've been looking for the next big thing & I think I finally found it! Clayton you are it! Nick "Assclown" Athan - 6/27/2009report misuse#3 I'd hit it. I bet he'd suck my dick like I was Michael Jackson and he was a seven year old boy drunk on Jesus juice. Ari - 6/27/2009report misuse#2 What are you smoking? The guy looks like he came out of a bad porno. Working out? Notice there are no full body shots of him nonclothed from the neck down, that might be because he either is not built/skin problems or stretch marks from surgery or weight loss. Pig jerker - 6/27/2009report misuse#1 I think this is one fine stud. Look at the jaw structure and the muscle development. This guys been working out obviously. I'll bet he has a different woman every night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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06-27-2009, 03:39 PM | #34 |
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Those comments are like tags... anonymous awesomeness.
I didn't take into consideration this element of hilarity. |
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06-27-2009, 03:39 PM | #35 |
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Now it's getting ridiculous! Jason Whitlock? Really?
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06-27-2009, 03:42 PM | #36 |
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pig jerker's the best of the bunch. |
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06-27-2009, 03:44 PM | #37 |
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dear lord we could bring MJ back to life with the collection of laughs we are having now.
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06-27-2009, 03:47 PM | #38 |
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it's moments like this that I love the internet.
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06-27-2009, 03:49 PM | #39 |
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The comments!
The comments! I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard. Thanks Aridouche for Finally contributing to the planet. |
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06-27-2009, 03:49 PM | #40 |
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Little doubt this will be in the CP Hall Of Classics.
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The_Real_Shaq even commented that is truly amazing!
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06-27-2009, 03:52 PM | #42 |
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Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap! |
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Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!
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OMG, I am gonna pass out from laughing so hard.
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