My Ode to Chiefsplanet - Page 3

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10:53 AM

Inspired by this thread;

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898

Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire"

Repost-Eat a Dick
Who cares if UP wants tits?
Mr. Fax has gone away
Claythan and Hootie are gay

First one in with antifreeze
We should've drafted Drew Brees
Tyler Thigpen yes he can!
Not another True Fan

Pile on-****in n00b
On the Mane his name is boob
Naked pics of Goldie Hawn
Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn

TinyE's weight loss thread
Did you hear John Goodman's dead?
Endelt's banging Katipan
GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Rainman's polls-Daface the mod
Dane still thinks that he is God
Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun
Athan sucks-The deal is done

Hootie stares at all the dicks
This thread is worthless without pics
Repost, This, and many more
Kirstie Tynes is such a whore

Drafturbators-True Fans
Marlboro Chief no IP ban
midnight vulture-epic fail
Mr. Blonde is now in jail

Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse
Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst
Carl's out-Pioli hired
Don't like that? Die in a fire!

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Name changes by the Mods
Fatties trying to change their bods
Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog?
Hog Farmer jacks off hogs

Chitown busted in the salon
Tony G. is good as gone
Denver Chief loves the dong
So much for this stupid song

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot

Hootie · 04-15-2009, 08:11 AM

I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!

Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.

Hootie · 04-15-2009, 08:18 AM

I read it last night in between my drunken stooper/drunk phone calls/facebook idiocy and thought it was hilarious.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-15-2009, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.

While I think Reaper's chorus is solid, I think it's too time-sensitive. It won't mean anything in a couple of years. I think it needs to be more all-encompassing.

And it needs more cowbell.

**Iowanian** · 04-15-2009, 08:30 AM

I have your chorus

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Delano · 04-15-2009, 08:30 AM

I'd like to see Demonpenz perform this.

**Iowanian** · 04-15-2009, 08:37 AM

Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus(All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

**ChiTown** · 04-15-2009, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus

All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

shammus · 04-15-2009, 08:47 AM

Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus

All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Awesome.

Hootie · 04-15-2009, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shammus

Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.

start this as a thread over in the mediacenter and you'll run into some our more computer savvy members who can probably answer this question for you

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 09:01 AM

Okay. Chorus added. I'll figure out a bridge when I get home.

Demonpenz · 04-15-2009, 09:14 AM

The part in We didn't start the fire where it's like "JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY" Should be "Frazod's Fridg-a-day BLOWN AWAY Overhead smokes a Jay"

kindra68 · 04-15-2009, 09:19 AM

hahaha!! i love this place

stevieray · 04-15-2009, 09:27 AM

We didn't start the Planet
it's been churnin
Left the Star a burnin
We didn't start the Planet
That was Kyle by a country mile
and now it goes on and on and on and on

04-14-2009, 11:30 PM
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	My Ode to Chiefsplanet Inspired by this thread; http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898 Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire" Repost-Eat a Dick Who cares if UP wants tits? Mr. Fax has gone away Claythan and Hootie are gay First one in with antifreeze We should've drafted Drew Brees Tyler Thigpen yes he can! Not another True Fan Pile on-**in n00b On the Mane his name is boob Naked pics of Goldie Hawn Get the ** off Skip Towne's lawn TinyE's weight loss thread Did you hear John Goodman's dead? Endelt's banging Katipan GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot Rainman's polls-Daface the mod Dane still thinks that he is God Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun Athan sucks-The deal is done Hootie stares at all the dicks This thread is worthless without pics Repost, This, and many more Kirstie Tynes is such a whore Drafturbators-True Fans Marlboro Chief no IP ban midnight vulture-epic fail Mr. Blonde is now in jail Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst Carl's out-Pioli hired Don't like that? Die in a fire! We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot Name changes by the Mods Fatties trying to change their bods Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog? Hog Farmer jacks off hogs Chitown busted in the salon Tony G. is good as gone Denver Chief loves the dong So much for this stupid song We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 04-15-2009 at 10:53 AM..
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04-15-2009, 08:11 AM	#31
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I know, it's hilarious. But it's drafturbator!
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04-15-2009, 08:18 AM	#33
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I read it last night in between my drunken stooper/drunk phone calls/facebook idiocy and thought it was hilarious.
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04-15-2009, 08:30 AM	#35
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3268454	I have your chorus We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack
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04-15-2009, 08:30 AM	#36
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04-15-2009, 08:37 AM	#37
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3268454	Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick! Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore! Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid Look at what my peepee did! Congratulations, post a pic Include your wife at your own risk the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat. Chorus(All together NOW) We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack I agree this n that I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat! gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not mecca decides what porn-is-hawt Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!! HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?! Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough California wouldn't let her work the donkey show. Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong I have a date...meet her at lunch Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack Fart jokes.poop-threads. another drunken reply from Smed Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut- You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt! Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine Whitlock-steals-another-line Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!! We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack Last edited by Iowanian; 04-15-2009 at 08:53 AM..
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04-15-2009, 08:47 AM	#39
shammus Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $8224957	Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here. Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.
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04-15-2009, 09:14 AM	#43
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04-15-2009, 09:19 AM	#44
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04-15-2009, 09:27 AM	#45
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