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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Leave it to the witty one to find a piece of humor about crap !
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They say the toughest loss is the loss of a twin.
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The Sicilian
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It's been a long season, huh?
I will mourn your loss however. That really is the shits. |
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We show up for the football scoop
And to talk of Bob Dole's poop We like to talk We sometimes rap Or hear about Bob's massive crap We share a joke, enjoy the wit of Bob Dole and his daily sh*t If a stranger walks in, guess he thinks It ain't just our football team that stinks There's them that like this And for them that do Happy Holidays to Bob and Curly-poo ![]()
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Bob, did curly have a daughter named baby ruth?
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My brother sent an email with this site attached. He "asked Jeeves "how to polish a turd"
and this site came up....they will actually ship someone a turd for you. www.smellypoop.com |
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It's dejavu all over again!
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LOL....
One question Mr. Dole...with the bad hand, do you find it hard to wipe with the less dominant hand?...assuming of course that you are a natural righty.... anybody remember the old Cheech and Chong routine about "pinching a loaf"? It's a masterpiece... this is almost as good....
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Ya know Senator, I felt the same loss this morning.
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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And its dishwasher safe!!!
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The ‘Natti is next
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Did we use our colonblow ?
I got some of this stuff, but I've been too chicken to use it so far. As soon as I grow a pair, I'll let everybody know how it turns out. ![]()
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In Search of a Life
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If he could have only held out a bit longer...I hear the Chiefs were getting ready to trade a conditional pick in next year's draft (a fifth, escalating to a fourth if he was able to hold together against a power rush) for Curly. I think I read somewhere that Vermeil was interested in a wide-body who could plug up the holes on defense.
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"Think ZOOM!"
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I would say yes to that, but our defense already stinks bad enough with Robinson's toilet bowl spinner.
holy waterfunnel batman, the spinner defense finally makes sense... Last edited by headsnap; 04-27-2002 at 12:17 PM.. |
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