" I prefer the bear "

[TLO]

I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com

Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online?

[ToxSocks]

But what if you're just an average sized dude, or a short dude, like, lets say homie is 5-8", and gets stuck in the woods with Brittany Griner?

I mean, where's the nuance in this?

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I think my irk with it is that men find people scary too, and the meme presented us all as mindless aggressors. Some of us are. We've all seen Von Miller and Bill Romanowski, so I'll concede that point. But most of us are just quiet omnivores who only protect our territory if threatened. We're moose.

Yes but that wasn't the point of the awful exercise. And I don't tik tok.

A lone woman in the woods would give me pause because it's not normal. Is she running from a bear? We don't walk to our cars with our keys in our hands because of women.

Or bears for that matter.

But I would agree that most of you are scared if we rattle pots and pans at you.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You either run the yard or you get run.

If I ever go to prison, I'm going to find the guy who does the best math on the block, and I'm going to out-math him in front of everyone. No one messes with the guy who does the best math.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by ToxSocks

But what if you're just an average sized dude, or a short dude, like, lets say homie is 5-8", and gets stuck in the woods with Brittany Griner?

I mean, where's the nuance in this?

There isn't any. But I think we can assume that since a man is almost always going to be larger and stronger than a woman, the woman is simply going to be the underdog every time, and without weapons at the ready, is basically a sitting duck for a man wanting to ruin her life. But this is true for smaller men vs. bigger men. It's just always true for women.

We're at least smarter than bears and can sway them off. There aren't many bear-on-person deaths.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If I ever go to prison, I'm going to find the guy who does the best math on the block, and I'm going to out-math him in front of everyone. No one messes with the guy who does the best math.

You saw Shawshank 🥰

[Brody Wa]

30 years ago it meant dipping Kodiak instead of Copenhagen.

[ToxSocks]

I like how this question always assumes the man is going to be this evil rapist torturer who's going to chain you to the tree and breed you until he has sufficient heirs while feeding you porridge and your own urine.

The vast, vast majority of men will help and make the woman's life easier, better and increase survivability.

Unless said female gets stuck with Clay. If that's the case, she'll have to let her lady-balls hang and take care of him to ensure his survival.

[ToxSocks]

So i was at the mall the other day and i saw this big bitch. I mean, biiiiig bitch. Like, 6-2", 300-ish lbs. And she was like a functional big too. Not the "sit your fat ass down in a scooter" type bitch.

And her man was like, idk, 5-4"?

A few thoughts ran through my mind:

1. Good for her for being able to walk on her own two feet

2. That bitch could **** that dude up if she wanted to....

3. Is this like an app first date and dude got fooled by the pics and now he's like, "fuuuuuck bro what'd i do?"

4. Sex must be really difficult between these two...

5. Would you rather be in the woods with this bitch or a bear?

[Katipan]

500,000 bears
11 attacks

165M men
4.8M attacks on women

.002% vs 2.09%

[Katipan]

Much love for the 98%ers

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Katipan

500,000 bears
11 attacks

165M men
4.8M attacks on women

.002% vs 2.09%

So 98% chance that the man will be of no harm and likely be an aid to their survival. Got it.

[FlaChief58]

Women : the bear of course

The bear :

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ToxSocks

So 98% chance that the man will be of no harm and likely be an aid to their survival. Got it.

You would do well in Rain Man's prison.

[Katipan]

Most of your women are around at least 100 men a day. 2 are threats. You tell us which ones.

[kysirsoze]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Most of your women are around at least 100 men a day. 2 are threats. You tell us which ones.

I think, based on the stat you posted, you're not accounting for repeat offenders.