|
![]() |
|
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2138283647
|
Stupid Tourist Tricks
![]() It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks. This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first) ![]() http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out: http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming. If you have any from your area, post them up. Last edited by Bwana; 06-08-2016 at 06:56 AM.. |
Posts: 69,970
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1998491
![]() |
"Show Me" sounds like it could be a Chinese word. Maybe that's its origin.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. |
Posts: 142,448
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
Casino cash: $-370000
|
There's a video on YouTube of someone messing with a buffalo, and it ends with the dude being flipped up into a tree.
|
Posts: 80,659
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2138283647
|
Yeah it's the last link in the OP. That looks like a big old boy and the bison tossed him like a twig.
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
Posts: 69,970
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#34 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $4052680
![]() |
Snapped this pic of a Darwin Award candidate at Yellowstone last year. He was not Chinese btw.
![]() |
Posts: 70,533
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#35 | |
I’m a Mahomo!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mid-Missouri
Casino cash: $6771021
|
Quote:
News has been circulating on social media about people putting a bison calf in their car. The story is true, and its sad conclusion highlights the importance of keeping a safe distance from park wildlife. Here’s the full account: Last week, visitors were cited for placing a newborn bison calf in their vehicle and transporting it to a park facility because of their misplaced concern for the animal's welfare. In terms of human safety, this was a dangerous activity because adult animals are very protective of their young and will act aggressively to defend them. In addition, interference by people can cause mothers to reject their offspring. In this case, park rangers tried repeatedly to reunite the newborn bison calf with the herd. These efforts failed. The bison calf was later euthanized because it was abandoned and causing a dangerous situation by continually approaching people and cars along the roadway. In a recent viral video, a visitor approached within an arm's length of an adult bison in the Old Faithful area. Another video featured visitors posing for pictures with bison at extremely unsafe and illegal distances. Last year, five visitors were seriously injured when they approached bison too closely. Bison injure more visitors to Yellowstone than any other animal. Approaching wild animals can drastically affect their well-being and, in this case, their survival. Park regulations require that you stay at least 25 yards (23 m) away from all wildlife (including bison, elk and deer) and at least 100 yards (91 m) away from bears and wolves. Disregarding these regulations can result in fines, injury, and even death. The safety of these animals, as well as human safety, depends on everyone using good judgment and following these simple rules.
__________________
![]() |
|
Posts: 54,038
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#36 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2015
Casino cash: $10001425
|
|
Posts: 2,502
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#37 | |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1998491
![]() |
Quote:
If he falls in, it'll take a thousand years for him to be digested.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. |
|
Posts: 142,448
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New Orleans
Casino cash: $3464294
|
About twenty years ago me and the GF, at the time, took a trip to Yellowstone. There was an epic snowfall that year. So we did a snowmobile tour of a small area of the park. Given the snow fall the roads/paths had been plowed. The Bison were smart enough to use said roads/paths for their use. So deep into our tour we come around a turn and sure enough there are Bison on the road in single file walking. We had to pass within 6 feet of these massive animals only to have one swing his head and grunt at me. Made me a little concerned...the same tour later on, we on our way to a hot spring and had come to a stop. I look over I see a bush and hiding in there was a female Moose and her baby, I had another concern.
|
Posts: 2,193
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#39 | |
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Nowhere
Casino cash: $10017949
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 4,649
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Nowhere
Casino cash: $10017949
|
|
Posts: 4,649
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#41 | |
Stram was Cav
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
Casino cash: $8804010
|
Quote:
There are organizations that probably would have gladly taken this bison; why automatically put it down?
__________________
The best pass defense is attacking the passer. |
|
Posts: 5,233
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#42 | |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2138283647
|
Quote:
http://www.ktvq.com/story/31988823/w...-not-relocated
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
|
Posts: 69,970
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#43 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
Casino cash: $2138283647
|
![]() These guys are lucky to be alive as well. More guys that visited Yellowstone and left their brains at home. http://www.ktvq.com/story/31986483/m...-national-park
__________________
Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
Posts: 69,970
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#44 |
Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
Casino cash: $-370000
|
|
Posts: 80,659
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#45 | |
Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
Casino cash: $1310692
|
Quote:
__________________
Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. |
|
Posts: 41,737
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|