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07-13-2014, 11:49 AM | #31 |
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You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.
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07-13-2014, 11:49 AM | #32 |
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Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue? Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks? Did you lick his ass? |
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07-13-2014, 11:51 AM | #33 |
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Did you wear a condom?
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07-13-2014, 11:54 AM | #34 |
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Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!
Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A! Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch! I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about! Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah! I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right! PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only |
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no stubble yes, yes i did fuuuuck no nope |
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07-13-2014, 11:55 AM | #36 |
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Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!
Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A! Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch! I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about! Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah! I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right! PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only |
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Gettin T4iggy With It
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07-13-2014, 11:55 AM | #38 |
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I know all you faygs want to see a pic but nobody wants to be the one to ask. I'm texting the tranny now trying to get some pics. Or at least add him/her on facebook to get access
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07-13-2014, 11:57 AM | #39 |
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07-13-2014, 11:57 AM | #40 |
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Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?
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07-13-2014, 11:57 AM | #41 |
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Was this only a one night stand?
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07-13-2014, 11:58 AM | #42 |
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Were you shocked that you pulled a tranny out of Hamburger Mary's?
Did he at least wear lipstick for you? |
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07-13-2014, 11:58 AM | #43 |
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Don't deny that it gave you a semi.
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07-13-2014, 11:58 AM | #44 |
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What does furniture have to do with this? Please stay focused.
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