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"If you have sex with me, I'll untie you," generally works, but it's also more of a short-term strategy.
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Have you tried the "classic"? Wanna fuck?
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
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DOH, i meant g-spot ...
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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.
After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up
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The old fashioned....
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I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.
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