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I hardly even blinked when I read this.
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Holy shit dude. That's classic, and exactly what the little bastards deserved.
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I agree. The steel posts were a nice addition. I think it'll be a cold day in hell when they come back for more.
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You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?
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Before I finished the first paragraph I was thinking "he put an engine block on the leaf pile"..... I think I'd have taken a nail gun to a piece of plywood........flip it upside down under that leaf pile. Poke alot of holes in most of the tires. On the pumkins...My first thought was "big rock or Brick".....now I'm thinking......hollow one or two of them out, really thin.......mix up 2/3 bucket of my "tree planting mix"....cow dung and water stirred to a sludge and fill it up. It would be fun to watch them Kick those. |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice work. This makes me proud to be a Chiefs fan.
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BWANA,
You need to write a book or something. You have truly made my day. Some day i need to meet you. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
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Some of the leaf Pile "DNA"
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The pile of doom.
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One word - caltrops.
![]() Bwana, you are my hero of the day. Regarding the hose, can you rig it so the kid gets sprayed when the hose kicks in, and then load the hose up with my fav, Four Paws Housebreaking Fluid. Kid will smell like pungent urine for weeks.
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