Poop Ball Powder - Page 3

**alnorth** · 11:20 PM

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

**alnorth** · 04-08-2012, 12:02 AM

(public service message)

Women: Yes, you. I know there aren't many on chiefs planet, but if you are one of the few, listen up.

If you notice that your significant other is scratching at his crotch in public or "adjusting" more than should be normal, then he might need ball powder. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, this is not common knowledge in our society. You gals all seem to know everything you ever need to know (and we have absolutely NO interest in) about your plumbing, but that isn't always the case on the other side of the gender gap.

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 12:09 AM

Also - WARNING: If you use a generous amount of ball powder, keep your junk away from open flames. Your genitals could go up like the Scarecrow insulting the Wicked Witch of the West. "How bout a little fire scarecrow!" It's dangerous stuff.

**KcMizzou** · 04-08-2012, 12:10 AM

You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.

That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.

**KcMizzou** · 04-08-2012, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.

That's why we have brooms.

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

That's why we have brooms.

That's why we have brothers girlfriends makeup brushes.

**KcMizzou** · 04-08-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

That's why we have brothers girlfriends makeup brushes.

Point taken.

**pr_capone** · 04-08-2012, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.

I've done that before.

I also do the back to forth but I do it in the bathtub so I can just rinse the excess powder away.

**Baby Lee** · 04-08-2012, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.

Peppermint Patty sensation without crop dusting the floor when wearing boxers.

HoneyBadger · 04-08-2012, 04:16 AM

I just use baby powder.
It works wonders.

scho63 · 04-08-2012, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.

That's a classic!!!

JD10367 · 04-08-2012, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I just use baby powder.
It works wonders.

Up until now, I've done the same, but I might have to look into this Gold Bond stuff.

Okie_Apparition · 04-08-2012, 06:43 AM

Ricky Stanzi's balls don't take a powder
they hang in there

KCUnited · 04-08-2012, 06:54 AM

I use Gold Bond Xtra Lotion on the Hasidick Rabbi, it's like a fresh scented pomade.

jspchief · 04-08-2012, 07:07 AM

Baby powder? Nothing says "sexy" like smelling like a diaper.

BTW, when using gold bond, make sure to not use the foot powder (blue bottle) on your beans. The cooling effect is a little more intense than a set marbles is equipped for.

I wish I could find something with more of a male scent, like talcum powder back in the day. I think that's a market Axe needs to tap.

View Poll Results: Do you use powder?
Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar!	20	16.81%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk.	10	8.40%
Only if I have jock itch.	38	31.93%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing.	46	38.66%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing.	5	4.20%
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04-07-2012, 11:13 PM
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04-08-2012, 12:02 AM	#31
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57156239	(public service message) Women: Yes, you. I know there aren't many on chiefs planet, but if you are one of the few, listen up. If you notice that your significant other is scratching at his crotch in public or "adjusting" more than should be normal, then he might need ball powder. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, this is not common knowledge in our society. You gals all seem to know everything you ever need to know (and we have absolutely NO interest in) about your plumbing, but that isn't always the case on the other side of the gender gap. __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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04-08-2012, 12:09 AM	#32
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-109887	Also - WARNING: If you use a generous amount of ball powder, keep your junk away from open flames. Your genitals could go up like the Scarecrow insulting the Wicked Witch of the West. "How bout a little fire scarecrow!" It's dangerous stuff.
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04-08-2012, 12:10 AM	#33
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.
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04-08-2012, 04:16 AM	#40
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: OC, California Casino cash: $-324240	I just use baby powder. It works wonders.
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04-08-2012, 06:43 AM	#43
Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $10004900	Ricky Stanzi's balls don't take a powder they hang in there
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04-08-2012, 06:54 AM	#44
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $248244	I use Gold Bond Xtra Lotion on the Hasidick Rabbi, it's like a fresh scented pomade.
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04-08-2012, 07:07 AM	#45
jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	Baby powder? Nothing says "sexy" like smelling like a diaper. BTW, when using gold bond, make sure to not use the foot powder (blue bottle) on your beans. The cooling effect is a little more intense than a set marbles is equipped for. I wish I could find something with more of a male scent, like talcum powder back in the day. I think that's a market Axe needs to tap. __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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