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08-19-2016, 12:03 PM | #31 |
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Also I had a benign sessile polyp removed. I'm good for another 5 years
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08-19-2016, 12:30 PM | #35 |
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08-19-2016, 12:48 PM | #36 | |
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08-19-2016, 12:54 PM | #37 |
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Make sure they use the new smaller camera.
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08-19-2016, 12:56 PM | #38 | |
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08-19-2016, 12:56 PM | #39 |
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i've had a few of them.
when you wake up, ask them if they found your car keys. that always seems to make them smile a little. sec
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08-19-2016, 12:57 PM | #40 |
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Look at us, hanging out on a football board comparing colonoscopies.
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08-19-2016, 01:01 PM | #41 |
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08-19-2016, 01:04 PM | #42 |
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Yeah, pretty pathetic lol but I had some pruning done on me that could have turned to cancer eventually so I'm glad I got it done.
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08-19-2016, 01:27 PM | #43 |
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08-19-2016, 07:06 PM | #44 |
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I can no longer read or hear the word 'colonoscopy' and not think of how my dad calls it after his first a few years back...
"Butt-scope" a noun. a verb. Simple, and to the point.
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08-19-2016, 07:33 PM | #45 |
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I'm waiting to see a video online of my tiny non-erect wiener being abused by an Asian doctor with a camera and three chuckling nurses who have signs pointing to my dingus and anus.
I've had a catheterization with my eye surgery and I remember waking up and them sliding the long tube out and me pissing blood for about 4 days. I also had the clap in Rio in 1987 and that hurt like a MFer as if someone took an icepick to my peehole. They are supposed to be giving me numbing gel for 30 minutes prior.
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