The Bills take the AFC this seasom

[JustDíqLix]

Are you ready for some football!?

I know I am!

With that, I am here to make a proclamation!

The mighty Bills from Buffalo will take the AFC this year.

For two decades I watched people say the Patriots window was closed, that their time was dwindling, that it was all over… seemingly every time those predictions happened, the Patriots went and won another Super Bowl.

A lot of doom talk simply because we lost to the Bengals in the playoffs. Let us not forget that the Bills watched their brother DIE on the field just a few weeks prior. Their heart was simply not in it. If it had been, the Bills would have captured the AFC last year.

The Bills have won 2 of their last 3 in Arrowhead and they’re ready to make it 3 of the last 4.

Let’s go mighty Buffalo Bills! 🦬 🦬 🦬

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Originally Posted by KingDiqLix

Last time I checked, Mahomes dislocated his patella in 2019, sidelining him for games, and followed that up with a nasty high ankle sprain in the 2022 season (2023 playoffs). Meanwhile, Allen has had—*checks notes*—NOTHING. Yet all of you endlessly rant about how Allen’s running style is bound to get him injured, and guess what? IT HASN'T. In fact, the only injuries he’s ever had—minor ones, at that—happened while standing in the pocket. But sure, keep waxing poetic and gushing over how Allen’s running will *someday* hurt him. That day, if it ever comes, will be only half as many serious injuries as Mahomes has had not running.

No one got imploded on a homemade submarine until one fateful trip to the Titanic

[MahomesMagic]

Cam Newton was also a big, physical QB who ran for a lot of tough yards and goal line carries like a fullback.


His career ended fast once he was past age 30.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If Hardman does not fumble, it's a boat race daquix, so cry about the FG all you want

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by KingDiqLix

Last time I checked, Mahomes dislocated his patella in 2019, sidelining him for games, and followed that up with a nasty high ankle sprain in the 2022 season (2023 playoffs). Meanwhile, Allen has had—*checks notes*—NOTHING. Yet all of you endlessly rant about how Allen’s running style is bound to get him injured, and guess what? IT HASN'T. In fact, the only injuries he’s ever had—minor ones, at that—happened while standing in the pocket. But sure, keep waxing poetic and gushing over how Allen’s running will *someday* hurt him. That day, if it ever comes, will be only half as many serious injuries as Mahomes has had not running.

You realize Allen jacked that elbow up so bad Buffalo had to morph into a Herm style back that ass up RRPP offense down the stretch. You....do...remember that right?

[RealSNR]

Don't forget the missed illegal forward pass in the first quarter.

[Rainbarrel]

Run him like a dog, we got Tribsky -cud chewers

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Don't forget the missed illegal forward pass in the first quarter.

Oh, good call. That lead to 7 cheap points right?

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by KingDiqLix

Gadget plays don’t count.

You owe me a bottle of rum, loser.

[ThyKingdomCome15]

HAHAHA! Nice bump.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by ToxSocks

Alright **** face, lets do this.

1. Reid was recently fired from Philly and was thought of as a HC that was a poor game/clock manager and never ran the ball. It was said that he was a terrible talent evaulator and helped burn Philly's roster to the ground and that he couldn't win shit w/o his retired (fired?) DC.

No one was talking about him as a future HOF. **** outta here.

2. Again, no one was calling Kelce a future HOF TE prior to Mahomes. A good one, sure. Top 5, people said. Said he couldn't block. They called him "baby" Gronk. Mahomes put him in the HOF.

3. HOF WR talent? They had a raw, 5th round draft pick names Tyreek Hill. And while he was explosive with Alex, again, NO ONE PAID ATTENTION until Mahomes. No one was calling him a HOF.

4. A Team that hadn't won a playoff game in 50 years and was just laughed off the field by a pathetic Steelers team. **** off with that "playoff" shit.

5. Alex Smith never won a playoff game you ****ing moron.

6. You're a ****ing moron.



1. One of the most premiere DC/HC's in the league the year he was hired, who also, btw, came from Andy's coaching tree and brought over similar concepts to Buffalo.

2. Maybe your QB should spend more time developing guys around him like our QB does.

3. Your team traded for Diggs who was a premiere WR at the time and much more highly thought of than Tyreek Hill.

4. A team that had made multiple SB runs while the Chiefs were still trying to win a playoff game.

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Alright **** face, Josh Allen got to play with the #1 Defense in teh NFL for two consecutive seasons and still couldn't beat Mahomes in the playoffs.

Mahomes won a mother****ing SB with the worst WR roster in the league.

Mahomes took his team to another SB on one foot with an obliteterated OL.

Mahomes took his team to the SB in a season in which his ****ing knee cap was hanging on the side of his leg.

Mahomes had 13 seconds to win a game and still beat bitch ass Josh Allen and his top ranked defense.

GTFO with that gay shit

You’re my boy, blue. But Alex won a playoff game in KC. We blew out the Texans 30-0. Where were you at?

[PHOG]

Originally Posted by KingDiqLix

Last time I checked, Mahomes dislocated his patella in 2019, sidelining him for games, and followed that up with a nasty high ankle sprain in the 2022 season (2023 playoffs). Meanwhile, Allen has had—*checks notes*—NOTHING.

And won a SuperBowl! You're absolutely right Allen has had --*checks notes*-- absolutely NOTHING!! NO SUPER BOWLS!! NO PLAYOFF SUCCESS VS THE CHIEFS!! keep it up.

[notorious]

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

Cam Newton was also a big, physical QB who ran for a lot of tough yards and goal line carries like a fullback.


His career ended fast once he was past age 30.

He actually went to a superbowl!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You know damn well daquix uses that aging software on a Mahomes picture to cosplay Allen being NFL king

[Chieftain]

Joshua will have his stinkers as the season rolls on. Remember, he played against a lousy cards defensive line so he felt no pressure throughout the game. We all remember how invisible he was against the Rams a couple of years back only to revert to his old mistake-prone self. Guy is hot and cold. And a mixture of both. This is the least talented roster he's been a part of. We will have a clear picture of where the Bills stand these next five weeks with games against: Dolphins, Jags, Ravens, Texans, Jets.

I see at best a 2–4 team on the horizon.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by KingDiqLix

1) The Bills are back and this is their best team ever.

2) We dumped the toxin that was Diggs and are now rolling with a steady dose of Shakir, Hollins, and Knox. Kincaid too.

3) James Cook is excellent.

4) As you all know, based on him winning half of the games against KC and taking the incredible Mahomes to the brink numerous times, Josh Allen is greatness and continues to be. It’s funny watching several of you talking about his “inevitable” injury. You have been saying it for close to a decade now (7 years flies by!). I assume you will be saying it until his HOF enshrinement. I heard his gold bust may be him hurdling a Chief.

5) Addition by subtraction folks. Addition by subtraction. The Patriots reloaded for 2 decades and kept winning super bowls. Oftentimes with nobodies. It’s the Bills turn.

extra credit: Allen is taking MVP this season

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I won’t be taking any questions.

* mic drop *

I find it funny that the guy whose predictions are consistently wrong is poking fun at alleged predictions. Who's been predicting injury for 7 years, btw? No one even paid attention to Allen 7 years ago.

Best Bills team ever?

Thanks for providing a solid post to bump when you and the rest of your fanbase are once again crying that "Superman" has to do everything himself (this sentiment is typically widely adopted immediately following the annual playoff loss to the Chiefs).