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**** you, you cretin.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Casino cash: $1018026
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I'm off of work from tendinitis and this shit hurts.
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#4412 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
Casino cash: $3954809
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I think you are right about that. I had a friend who created a Hot or Not account with primary intentions of getting laid... and he succeeded admirably on many occasions. I couldn't believe some of the events that occurred as a result of his Hot or Not account.
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#4413 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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#4414 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-70000
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hotornot is totally a hookup site. At least it was years ago.
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#4415 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
Casino cash: $3954809
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This guy (who happens to be my best friend) also created an Adult Friend Finder account. It was so bizarre. He would meet up with these random women (one of them in her 50's), have sex with them (sometimes when their presumably swinger husband was in the house) and then just say, "bye" and leave and never see or hear from them again. This same guy had sex with a very over-weight, 45-50 year old Asian prostitute in Chicago at a bachelor party a few weeks ago. Dude never fails to amaze me. I have come to the conclusion that he has absolutely no standards. I've witnessed him hook up with girls who are extremely good looking and I've also witnessed him hook up with girls who resemble those friendly hippopottamusses you sometimes see in childrens' books.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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#4417 | |
Abolish The Salary Cap!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Casino cash: $3538675
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I officially like Bill Belicheat now....
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#4418 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
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#4419 |
legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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#4421 | |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $2447775
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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#4423 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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Saw the band Cake around 15 years ago. Saw them again tonight. Lead singer John McCrea is still a half-drunk semi-asshole, but now he looks a lot more like Adam Savage from "Mythbusters".
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#4424 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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Another example of the stupidity of America
Nothing I love better than government intervention because people are stupid. We had to write "hot" on coffee cups because some dipshit woman used her crotch as a cupholder. We have to write things like "do not engage cruise control on your motor home and then go take a nap".
I just saw a news story on a recall on pool slides. A woman in MA died when she broke her neck hitting the ground. Apparently another guy somewhere became a quadriplegic, and a third woman fractured her neck. The problem? It's an inflatable pool slide, and when it loses air, people still try to use it. What the ****? How stupid do you have to be? "Oh, look, the inflatable slide is deflating... but I think I'll try to go down it anyway." http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/10/us/poo...x.html?npt=NP1 |
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Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $6674952
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin
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