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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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I'm cruising Craigslist and someone lost a Ferret. Before reading the ad, I wondered, how in the hell do you lose a Ferret?! Read the ad... the owner left their window open. DOH!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
Casino cash: $10005170
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
Casino cash: $9434900
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![]() Oh, and no, according to the ad, theirs doesn't bite. I bet it will start once it gets into a battle w/ a squirrel though. The squirrels here in Nebraska are badass! No joke! We have this one squirrel that only has 1 eye, (we named him Willy... yeah, one-eyed Willy har har). That guy came waddling up to our back stairs looking for a hand-out after a storm and his good eye was closed up, (probably got injured by the high winds that we had yesterday morning). We fed him, of course, (as we do w/ all of "our" other squirrels). Not seeing where he was going, he was able to sniff out the nuts and waddled away when he was done. Total badass! I'm sorry, what were we talking about? ![]() |
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#4399 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $6664952
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We were discussing a study which demonstrated that talking about ourselves—whether in a personal conversation or through social media—triggers the same sensation of pleasure in the brain as food or money. And how DaKCManAP is Awesome.
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#4400 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
Casino cash: $10126924
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I haven't dropped a decent duece in three days. I've had a couple disappointing marble-sized attempts but nothing substantial.
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#4401 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8459352
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#4402 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-90000
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I think I need to look into dating scene again. Any suggestions?
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#4403 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $-177904
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#4404 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-90000
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#4405 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
Casino cash: $3934809
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match.com. I never used it, but was friends with a girl who did and I was sitting next to her while she was browsing profiles and asking my opinions of them... which my response was usually something like, "I dunno, it's just some dude." Anyways, every one of those dudes at least appeared to be looking for an actual relationship.
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#4406 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $-177904
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Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-90000
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#4408 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-90000
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#4409 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-90000
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Anyway, I think it was more of a random thought than anything. I've got a little ways to go before I'm ready to put myself out there anyway.
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
Casino cash: $3934809
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![]() Squirrels are bad ass. Especially the grey ones (in rural Iowa, anyways). The town I live in, which has a population of 1200 people is infested with brown squirrels. There are tons of them. Anyways, the story is that the over-abundance of brown squirrels occurred in the 1970's. The brown squirrels used to reside in a city 15 miles from my hometown which has a population of 25,000 people. Then a large clan of smaller, yet meaner and tougher grey squirrels invaded the town and took over the entire brown squirrel territory. So the brown squirrels hopped from that town to my home town because they couldn't hang with the smaller, more viscious grey squirrels. There are TONS of brown squirrels in my hometown, but when you travel to the city they used to reside in, all you see is grey squirrels. Brown squirrels are huge wussies. While mowing, I found a dead one under a tree in my chained in yard the other day. Considering that the squirrel appeared to have no bite marks around it's neck or the rest of it's body along with my yard being chained in, it seems unlikely that it was killed by a dog, raccoon, etc. Maybe a cat? I know for sure it wasn't my pug. I remember seeing that thing and thinking to myself, "you wussy. Did you die by falling out of a tree?!" Maybe it died because of some physical ailment. Maybe my tree is the AIDS tree that I read about so often. Maybe the grey squirrels are expanding their territory....which would be cool because grey squirrels are bad ass. Last edited by rico; 05-08-2012 at 09:59 AM.. |
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