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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I don't think the Picts play/ed golf. So, no.
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Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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... I think I prefer Paige.
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THE RED MENACE
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texas
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If everyone guesses why he left we would make it. Here, let me start. I guess Pat left because there were more meaningful things he wanted to do with his time after looking that he had 100k + posts.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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One could theorize that he was here killing time until his pizza arrived, and it was a really slow delivery service.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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#427 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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Vegan Beer?
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#428 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Has this piece of shit left yet?
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
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True story.
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Would an idiot do that?
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I don't think someone hangs out for 20 years before finally realizing it's a giant time waster (I'm sure he's known that for a while, heh) without having something more meaningful to do with that time.... but, could be wrong. I've taken breaks, but haven't ever really thought I'd be gone forever... not that thinking that means it'll actually happen, of course. |
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Just Lurking
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ozark Mountain Country
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Speaking of Paige, she is involved in one of most memorable days
2019 Legends of golf at Big Cedar Top of the Rocks, celebrity shoot out. I was in charge of walking around VIP's from mastercard around inside the ropes. I had to make sure they had access to everything and were treated special. My grouping was Gary Player-I actually ended up carrying his bag for awhile because his caddy (grandson) was having a medical issue with his blood sugar Justin Timberlake (wife Jessica Biel was along) Paige Spiranac I will say it was really difficult to focus on any golf with Jessica and Paige in the group. |
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The Maintenance Guy
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You can pick your friends
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The Maintenance Guy
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And you can pick your nose
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The Maintenance Guy
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But you can't pick your friends' nose
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