The Lurker 500 - Page 29

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

**Iowanian** · 03-19-2008, 03:52 PM

+1 Andchiefs....Jenny Gump indeed stole Jimnasium from Chiefsplanet with the vagina of doom.

+ 1 huskerdooz....bRainman ran a bombing campaign based off of an old board game he had with bomber crews composed of planeteers. It had to have taken him significant time to accomplish, and he ran several missions, complete with replacement crews. The bloodshed was great and price in planet flesh high, but it was required to save the world from the nazis.

Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet, and the name of the poster who was a regular, went to prison, came back after a couple of years, insisted he was back as a regular, and hasn't been seen in months(parole revoked?)

Clues.
1. Leavenworth
2. A rash of Miata thefts have occured.....

huskerdooz · 03-19-2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

and the name of the poster who was a regular, went to prison, came back after a couple of years, insisted he was back as a regular, and hasn't been seen in months(parole revoked?)

Clues.
1. Leavenworth
2. A rash of Miata thefts have occured.....

I'm going to take another shot at this...

58Forever

huskerdooz · 03-19-2008, 10:12 PM

[QUOTE=Iowanian;4639561]
Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet, [QUOTE]

1 of them is: LVNHACK

Frazod · 03-19-2008, 11:10 PM

Correct on both counts, huskerdooz.

**Dartgod** · 03-20-2008, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerdooz

Art Still

Another point for Huskerdooz.

No one has taken a stab at this one.

A long time poster encountered a Native American with a bag of weed at a gas station and turned him in to the authorities. Who is the poster and what was his username changed to as a result. (2 points)

**Iowanian** · 03-20-2008, 10:31 AM

Which Planeteer, about 3:30 this morning, for the 2nd time said "its a girl"?

**Dartgod** · 03-20-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which Planeteer, about 3:30 this morning, for the 2nd time said "its a girl"?

I'll take a stab at this one.

Congrat's! I'll feel sorry for any boy looking to date either one of your girls in about 16 years or so.

**Dartgod** · 03-20-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'll feel sorry for any boy looking to date either one of your girls in about 16 years or so.

That didn't come out quite right, but I'm sure you get my meaning.

Raiderhater · 03-20-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Which poster's repetitive reply led to a substitution macro to make that reply turn into an admission, and what was the admission?

God, I so want to answer this one. A few people thought they did, but I know you aren't thinking of the commatard c4m.

Raiderhater · 03-20-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

Doesn't really qualify as a beat down, but the brawl that sticks out most in my mind is the Logical vs. KCWolfman fight from a few years back. As I recall Big Daddy's girly thread was the spark that got that fire started.

Raiderhater · 03-20-2008, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

The Food groups of questions. Who is associated with each of these? Poster and or famous people

Jalepeno Cheese Balls

PIE!

I'm thinking Arby's.

Another one that I'm itching to respond too. You damn lurkers better get your act in gear.

COchief · 03-20-2008, 11:43 AM

[QUOTE=Iowanian;4637870]Which planet broad stole jimnasium away from Chiefsplanet?

1 bonus point for each additional planet-hookup listed. [QUOTE]

This thread was made for me.

Endelt and the woman he homewrecked.

StcChief · 03-20-2008, 11:51 AM

[quote=Iowanian;4639561]
Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet, [quote]

DenverChief

NewChief · 03-20-2008, 12:13 PM

Which Planeteer started the "Keep F@cking Doubting (insert whoever)!!!!" trend? To whom did the phrase originally refer?

COchief · 03-20-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NewPhin

Which Planeteer started the "Keep F@cking Doubting (insert whoever)!!!!" trend? To whom did the phrase originally refer?

Trent Green, don't know who started it.

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3328454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-19-2008, 03:52 PM	#421
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3328454	+1 Andchiefs....Jenny Gump indeed stole Jimnasium from Chiefsplanet with the vagina of doom. + 1 huskerdooz....bRainman ran a bombing campaign based off of an old board game he had with bomber crews composed of planeteers. It had to have taken him significant time to accomplish, and he ran several missions, complete with replacement crews. The bloodshed was great and price in planet flesh high, but it was required to save the world from the nazis. Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet, and the name of the poster who was a regular, went to prison, came back after a couple of years, insisted he was back as a regular, and hasn't been seen in months(parole revoked?) Clues. 1. Leavenworth 2. A rash of Miata thefts have occured.....
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03-19-2008, 10:12 PM	#423
huskerdooz Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Can't get there from here Casino cash: $9809885	[QUOTE=Iowanian;4639561] Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet, [QUOTE] 1 of them is: LVNHACK
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03-19-2008, 11:10 PM	#424
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $1103385	Correct on both counts, huskerdooz.
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03-20-2008, 10:31 AM	#426
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3328454	Which Planeteer, about 3:30 this morning, for the 2nd time said "its a girl"?
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03-20-2008, 11:43 AM	#432
COchief Blame it on the Henne Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Donk-town Casino cash: $6493231	[QUOTE=Iowanian;4637870]Which planet broad stole jimnasium away from Chiefsplanet? 1 bonus point for each additional planet-hookup listed. [QUOTE] This thread was made for me. Endelt and the woman he homewrecked.
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03-20-2008, 11:51 AM	#433
StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	[quote=Iowanian;4639561] Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet, [quote] DenverChief __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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03-20-2008, 12:13 PM	#434
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