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Fifty eight sixty two...
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Felton, DE
Casino cash: $8417676
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Well, I walked into the friendly neighborhood store today and was immediately confronted with this:
![]() Someone had dropped some coins into the machine, got this thing, and wisely left it right the **** there. Somehow it ended up on the floor though. As I was regaining my balance I put my foot out and accidentally stepped on it 11 times. Shit happens... ![]() |
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#4292 |
Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Casino cash: $8566872
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You should have put it on top of your pecker and drew a #7 on your schlong
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Posts: 23,166
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#4293 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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#4294 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $2345421
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Woot just got my Chevy Blazer back from the dealer and them having to fix the transimission. ****ing hope this works out for me. Just happy it runs now and I can be a happy camper.
Let's go KU win this damn game!
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#4295 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $4062680
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posting on my phone ****ing sucks
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Posts: 70,530
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#4296 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $7919900
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Today was my 2nd day of work, but my first day in my office. Yesterday was an 8.5 hour orientation that took place in an auditorium.
I had 2 coworkers offer me their daughters to date. Firstly, I am flattered that I am getting to the point where I don't look like a fat slob. It's actually pretty cool. However, I don't want to date a coworker's daughter solely because what happens if it ends really bad? I am right in not asking for more info on either of their daughters, right? FTR, one is 21, the other is 26. I am 26. |
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#4297 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $7919900
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Also, here are my 2 bank accounts.
I don't get paid until March 9th at the soonest, and if I don't get a check then, I don't get paid til March 23rd.... ![]() ![]() |
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $621900
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#4299 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $4062680
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#4300 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $4062680
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And good lord **** no on the dating the co-workers' daughters.
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#4301 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2011
Casino cash: $1112400
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I had an epic dream last night. I was at some sort of NFL event, at the 50 yard line, packed house. Some NFL executive was out there with me and made an announcement for 2 players to be recognized as player of the year (or players of the year, whatever, not too sure, it was a dream!).
One was Aaron Rogers, he was right next to me, wearing a SB Championship t shirt and hoisting the Lombardi. The other player was Derrick Thomas. He came from the endzone and joined us, he was wearing his full uniform, pads, helmet and all. In the dream I got chills, it was the most surreal moment I've ever had in a dream and I couldn't believe what was happening, then I woke up a little emotional and had a hard time going back to sleep. |
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $621900
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#4303 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2011
Casino cash: $1112400
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Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $7919900
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**** no it's not. PM me for my address and you can send me a check. Yeah, I know. |
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#4305 |
Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Casino cash: $8566872
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