*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****

[Dante84]

IT ****ING HAPPENED



OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

It means I know what historically good talent is. Josh Allen has that, the fraud Joe Burrow does not.

Here's what it really means, friend.

If you suck one dick and don't like it, that doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. It's the urge to suck that second dick that confirms you're gay.

Metaphorically speaking, Lebron was your first dick, but it wasn't confirmed until you then sucked that Allen dick.

[-King-]

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by chiefforlife

Since the long pass to Worthy in week 4...

Patrick has 8 throws over 30 yards.

7 incompletions and an interception.

0-8! Yeah something isnt right here.

We need Patrick to get right, he does that and we have our offense back.

Read this on the Athletic, it made me sad.

And, what, half of those have been EASY pitch and catch throws. I mean balls that 80% of the league hits with regularity. Give him 4 of the gimmes and half the harder ones and you're something near average.

The problem isn't that he's missing deep shots. Those are hard to connect on. The problem is that he's missing gimmes. He's somehow air-balling simple uncontested layups.

I still cannot understand why his front foot seems to swing sideways and his back leg kicks out on seemingly every 'on platform' throw he makes downfield. He just isn't stepping into the ball. And unsurprisingly, he seems to be 'hooking' those balls to the left. It looks a lot to me like his lower half is just a complete mess.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Here's what it really means, friend.

If you suck one dick and don't like it, that doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. It's the urge to suck that second dick that confirms you're gay.

Metaphorically speaking, Lebron was your first dick, but it wasn't confirmed until you then sucked that Allen dick.

I don’t think that’s what it means but I do think it’s telling that your mind went there.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

I don’t think that’s what it means but I do think it’s telling that your mind went there.

Metaphor dude. Metaphor.

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

And, what, half of those have been EASY pitch and catch throws. I mean balls that 80% of the league hits with regularity. Give him 4 of the gimmes and half the harder ones and you're something near average.

The problem isn't that he's missing deep shots. Those are hard to connect on. The problem is that he's missing gimmes. He's somehow air-balling simple uncontested layups.

I still cannot understand why his front foot seems to swing sideways and his back leg kicks out on seemingly every 'on platform' throw he makes downfield. He just isn't stepping into the ball. And unsurprisingly, he seems to be 'hooking' those balls to the left. It looks a lot to me like his lower half is just a complete mess.

Is it his ankle he is worried about? I wonder if it just misses with his mind a tad bit subconsciously that he steps that way?

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Metaphor dude. Metaphor.

You probably just uncorked a huge load all over your keyboard. That damn Q key will always be sticky now. You'll have to just replace the whole thing.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Metaphor dude. Metaphor.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by -King-

Perfect

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

Originally Posted by Rasputin

Is it his ankle he is worried about? I wonder if it just misses with his mind a tad bit subconsciously that he steps that way?

He was missing throws before the ankle.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by lcarus

You probably just uncorked a huge load all over your keyboard. That damn Q key will always be sticky now. You'll have to just replace the whole thing.

"Meanwhile, in Rfaulk's basement..."

[St. Patty's Fire]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Here's what it really means, friend.

If you suck one dick and don't like it, that doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. It's the urge to suck that second dick that confirms you're gay.

Metaphorically speaking, Lebron was your first dick, but it wasn't confirmed until you then sucked that Allen dick.

what if it takes you, say, 7 to realize you don’t like it??? still gay???

[MahomesMagic]

The NFL fined #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes $14,069 for unsportsmanlike conduct (violent gesture) as he celebrated a touchdown pass last week in Buffalo … pic.twitter.com/dXgnmYJSYp

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) November 23, 2024

[PHOG]

Oh my, what ever will all the babies do with SUCH a violent gesture?

[DRM08]

So Mahomes got fined for that gesture. Meanwhile a Niners dude punched Mahomes in the throat with zero penalty or fines. The NFL sucks.