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Chiefsaholic - robbed a bank
So, the guy who wears the wolf suit and does the hype videos and goes to every game and makes funny memes disappears from Twitter over the weekend, with no posts from the Texans games.
Lots of people in “Chiefs Twitter” were worried about him since he normally tweets a ton. Turns out the dude ****ing robbed a bank. Can’t make this shit up.
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03-29-2023, 07:58 PM | #406 |
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Give him a car and 500 cash and he can get into Mexico.
Drive the speed limit, check your blinkers. Once he is out of KC there is nothing in his way. |
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03-29-2023, 08:43 PM | #407 |
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Show us on the doll where the bank robber touched you.
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03-29-2023, 09:01 PM | #408 | |
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What he did is like a normal Sunday afternoon for half the residents of where you live. |
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03-29-2023, 09:56 PM | #409 |
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I thought maybe he attended the 101 awards. Guess not!
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03-30-2023, 09:54 AM | #410 |
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Since the bank branch where the alleged robbery occurred was the Tulsa Teachers Credit Union, maybe they would not press charges if he agrees to a diversion program where he wears the safety sash and helps kids cross street, sharpens all the pencils, cleans the erasers, re-shelves the library books and helps each class with the Christmas program.
Damn shame that the feds get all worked up about the federally insured credit union thing.
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03-30-2023, 09:57 AM | #411 |
Would an idiot do that?
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Don't worry guys, give it a few days and Stryker will change his mind and say the guy walks on water and we should all be so lucky to meet him one day and shake his hand for being a beacon of light in Chiefs Kingdom.
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03-30-2023, 10:01 AM | #412 |
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Why do you only capitalize certain words? If it's for emphasis...then you're kind of killing the point of it.
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03-30-2023, 10:09 AM | #413 | |
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03-30-2023, 10:52 AM | #414 |
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I work at a bank. I’m glad I never had to deal with him other than to laugh at sone of his schtick on Twitter.
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03-30-2023, 10:58 AM | #415 |
Would an idiot do that?
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IMO, PIECE of shit would have been better, to highlight Chiefsaholic being only a partial shit and not the whole shit.... perhaps pinched off or from a poop knife.
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03-30-2023, 10:59 AM | #416 |
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I haven't been able to locate a decent poop knife.
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03-30-2023, 11:07 AM | #417 |
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He is probably the wolf of Albert Street Belize City by now
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03-30-2023, 11:13 AM | #418 |
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I can't believe all those clowns being so happy to draft Fischer. Chiefsaholic nonwithstanding.
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03-30-2023, 11:22 AM | #419 |
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If he was a superfan of any other team he'd remind me a lot of Ed Reed's brother but since he's one of ours I see a lot of DB Cooper in the kid
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03-30-2023, 11:24 AM | #420 |
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