The Lurker 500 - Page 28

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

huskerdooz · 03-18-2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

For one bonus point, who was the former Chiefs player who appeared and played in that tournament?

Art Still

**Iowanian** · 03-18-2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerdooz

Arby's and roast beef were used to describe Brittany's meat curtains?

Originally....the Arby's roast beef sandwich was used in a thread where discussion of Jessica Simpson's glory hole was being described.

**Iowanian** · 03-18-2008, 07:25 PM

During research for this thread, I found a delicious piece of ironic twist...and soothsaying.
I love this effing board.

When Mrblond posted his "sorry friends, for personal reasons I have to leave"...and left...Phil made a post that announced that it was a serious matter, and that MrBlond was having an operation and would be returning as MrsBlond and we'd be asked to call her "stephanie".

FFW 2 years.
RoyIII, in one of his "love advice requests"(which bring me to tears each time I read through them), one of the internet ladies, whom some of us accused of being a former dude.....named? You guessed it "Stephanie". I later termed her "TennDPHottie" in the impersonated chat logs.

**Iowanian** · 03-18-2008, 07:26 PM

Who are the 2 dipshits, who have or are still posting here, who claim to be "poker pros"?

Whose username was derived while they worked for an organization, investigating online child pRon?

Frazod · 03-18-2008, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerdooz

4. Which item does not appear inside my toilet?
A. Broncos sticker
B. Cardinals sticker
C. Jayhawks sticker
D. None of the above

Just a guess but I know you hate KU and the donks. I also believe you are a Cardinal fan so I will say the Cards.

You are correct.

However, a photo of the Cardinals 2006 World Series lockerroom celebration does appear on the wall above the toilet. On the opposite wall is a panoramic shot of Arrowhead, and the tub is adorned with a Mizzou shower curtain.

Frazod · 03-18-2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I don't know who it is.

I know who it is.

Logical · 03-18-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cankerskull

So close! I was only off by 8000 posts!

Maybe I should go post in that thread 8,000 times, then I'll have over 8,000 posts AND get the point!

**KcMizzou** · 03-18-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

I know who it is.

Not me.

Just sayin'.

Frazod · 03-18-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Not me.

Just sayin'.

Heh.

Here's a hint - his username refers to a deceased former player.

**KcMizzou** · 03-18-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Here's another classic thread topic...

A long time poster encountered a Native American with a bag of weed at a gas station and turned him in to the authorities. Who is the poster and what was his username changed to as a result. (2 points)

I'm a little foggy on this one so any old-timers please feel free to fill in the details.

That's a classic.

There are a lot of these that I don't remember.

**Iowanian** · 03-18-2008, 08:31 PM

Which planet broad stole jimnasium away from Chiefsplanet?

1 bonus point for each additional planet-hookup listed.

Some of the research I've been doing has been a real nice trip down memory lane. Brideowanian thinks I'm an idiot for sitting her laughing.

**the Talking Can** · 03-18-2008, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum

I know what this is - I'm just trying to track down the post and picture. Isn't this in reference to the picture of Trent holding/throwing a big fish? Still looking for more of the context of the story - so any hints would be much appreciated.

+1 for getting that much

there is a thread full of photoshops of Trent...one of Trent in throwing position with "bass hand"....for some reason it makes laugh to tears....

sadly, I think the thread is lost to various server repairs...

huskerdooz · 03-19-2008, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

and at least 1 planeteer who has been to prison and returned, during his membership.

Just a guess from a comment tk13 made in the CUT RICH SCANLON NOW! thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105826

"Oh yeah smartass? Jealous huh? Well when we have a thread about the finer points of prison bitchery, you'll be right at the forefront to display your expertise...."

KCMizzou

huskerdooz · 03-19-2008, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

What is this about?

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

2 Mes circle, attack again

brent102fire fires, misses
hydrae fires, misses
braincase fires, misses
rednfeisty fires, misses

Both Mes miss, break off attack

Heavy Flak – 5 hits
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-port root damage to tail
-starboard root damage to tail
-superficial damage to tail

The fifth hit comes in. As a note, flak was fired from an 88-mm shell, which exploded at altitude to create shrapnel.

If you were unlucky, the shrapnel hit your plane.

If you were really unlucky, the 88-mm shell hit your plane.

If you were really, really unlucky, the 88-mm shell hit a fuel tank.

An 88-mm shell hits the port wing.

It explodes in the inboard fuel tank.

The fuel tank explodes.

The left wing shears off.

From memory, this was from some sort of text based game on the Planet about WW2. Planeteers made up bomber crews on B-17s or B-29s for bombing runs.

I'll see if I can locate details.

AndChiefs · 03-19-2008, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which planet broad stole jimnasium away from Chiefsplanet?

1 bonus point for each additional planet-hookup listed.

Some of the research I've been doing has been a real nice trip down memory lane. Brideowanian thinks I'm an idiot for sitting her laughing.

Jenny Gump

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-18-2008, 07:25 PM	#408
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	During research for this thread, I found a delicious piece of ironic twist...and soothsaying. I love this effing board. When Mrblond posted his "sorry friends, for personal reasons I have to leave"...and left...Phil made a post that announced that it was a serious matter, and that MrBlond was having an operation and would be returning as MrsBlond and we'd be asked to call her "stephanie". FFW 2 years. RoyIII, in one of his "love advice requests"(which bring me to tears each time I read through them), one of the internet ladies, whom some of us accused of being a former dude.....named? You guessed it "Stephanie". I later termed her "TennDPHottie" in the impersonated chat logs.
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03-18-2008, 07:26 PM	#409
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Who are the 2 dipshits, who have or are still posting here, who claim to be "poker pros"? Whose username was derived while they worked for an organization, investigating online child pRon?
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03-18-2008, 08:31 PM	#416
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Which planet broad stole jimnasium away from Chiefsplanet? 1 bonus point for each additional planet-hookup listed. Some of the research I've been doing has been a real nice trip down memory lane. Brideowanian thinks I'm an idiot for sitting her laughing.
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