Marriage Question

[royr17]

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by gochiefs

Hey 4th...did you deliver the package?

Yes sir I did. I decided to deliver just one package for now. Hopefully he will see the error of his ways and not force the issue. Thanks for your help.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

where Roy at?

Rumor has it some of the Planet Members trook him out, got him liquored up and bought him a hooker.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

hes not messing around! he cares for me!

If there was ever a moment, that I knew something on the planet would still be talked about in 5 years, its right now.

TennHottyDPluvr, an Iowanian is something that can make a woman's lip curl like Elvis', her Legs shake like an epileptic, while she hits notes unachievable by most Opera Singers, all with the flick of a thumb. I don't think you're ready for the Human Sybian.


We're all sure that you and roy really dig each other. Thats great for both of you. The problem is, 99% of the Adults on this board, participating in this thread, have been through the emotions you're both feeling.......maybe 25 times.


Oh and III.............I friggin TOLD YOU not to tell your women about the Planet. LISTEN!!!! next time. You are soooo foooked.

[Iowanian]

For some reason I can't help but be reminded of 2 movie scenes.

The Water Boy when Bobby Bouchette Tells his mama "I LiKe Vicky, and she like me back, and she showed me her booby and I liked them too"

That and Dannow's drunken toast to Cawla at the wedding on "the other sister"


Millions of people meet and feel tingly about another, and hang out and have first time alkward sex............The name for that phase of relationship is called.......bear with me now.............DATING.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Oh and III.............I friggin TOLD YOU not to tell your women about the Planet. LISTEN!!!! next time. You are soooo foooked.

Truer words have not been spoken. So far III is 0 for 2.

1. Gettin' his noodle wet and thinking he's ready to get married.
2. Inviting the noodle wetter to The Planet.

Smart moves III.

[Iowanian]

Hell.........all this wedding talk isn't seriously an option yet anyway..........I hear in Appalacia, they can't get Mar'd until III gets 15 of his Finest Goats down to her Pa.

[tenn_steph]

whatever. u so mean

[Iowanian]

Its not meant to be mean........Its blunt truth. Its what Roy expects and will get here.

No one means any harm, quite the opposite in fact. You two haven't even smelled a fart from the other yet, let alone learn the really unpleasant habbits of the other.

Life isn't a race, no need to sprint. If you're upset by the truth, its Roy's fault for giving you the www. If you can't handle truth, honesty and some pretty funny jokes.......you'd be better off to slip away, forget about this place, and pen a new love note to schmoopy.

Better yet.........just post it here, no one will read it or comment........Promise.

If you begin and end a message with ( )that means "private" anyway and we can't read the interaction.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by lardass

Here, let me play the saddest song for you on the world's smallest violin.

Nice.

That line's almost as old as Vinny...

[tenn_steph]

I can handle the truth u dont know nothing about me and him. u cant say nothing about what u dont know

[Hammock Parties]

Where the hell is Roy? He is the match that will ignite this powder keg.

[el borracho]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

I can handle the truth u dont know nothing about me and him. u cant say nothing about what u dont know

So tell us. What do you like about Roy? Why do you want to marry him?

[tenn_steph]

he cares for me I care for him. When I was sick he took care of me

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

I can handle the truth u dont know nothing about me and him. u cant say nothing about what u dont know

I'm sure you're both very, very socially and intellectually advanced for your age, and know way better than anyone else. I'd like nothing more than to see our good friend Roy, ride you off into the sunset to live happily ever after.


If its so Perfect and failproof........It'll still be there in 2 years, when Marraige should be a legit topic.

If Brideowanian had mentioned the "M" word within the first 6 months we dated......I'd have bolted like my pants were on fire. No reason to rush things.

Chill out, slow down and enjoy each others company. I don't know much, but I know you two are talking about doing a cannonball into a fire pit with Gasoline Underwear.

Get back to me when you two can check off everything on this list:

1. Full time employment for 1 year and counting
2. Family Health Insurance
3. Home that the govt isn't paying for
4. Know how III got that weird scar on his (insert part).
5. See the other side of a storm.....a bad quarrel(that means fight).
6. have both passed gas in front of the other. I know that sounds stupid, but its more about the Comfort level instead of the nice aroma of stale dookie.

[tenn_steph]

we know we going to be together I guess he just want to know how to make me happy but know all u saying to get married is a bad idea. U make him run away