Does anyone get laid in this city? - Page 28

xztop123 · 08-04-2014, 12:53 AM

outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted

KCrockaholic · 08-09-2014, 03:54 PM

**Bowser** · 08-09-2014, 03:54 PM

Flock 'O Fisties

**Bwana** · 08-09-2014, 04:02 PM

This thread

It's regained its burst!

KCrockaholic · 08-09-2014, 04:07 PM

Probably already been discussed. But xztop is a virgin then I assume?

MagicHef · 08-09-2014, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123

In a bar full of guys trying to get laid im well below average

Why do you keep putting yourself in situations where you're below average?

Stop going to bars.

**Buzz** · 08-09-2014, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

Probably already been discussed. But xztop is a virgin then I assume?

Pretty sure he never tells himself no.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-09-2014, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123

not below average looking (but i look b etter with facial hair for sure)

also ive invited anyone here to meet me out and ill buy you a drink

Im above average looking (slightly) but i am well below average in masculinity.

The dude you stole the pics from looks like a low rent Dexter

KCrockaholic · 08-09-2014, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Why do you keep putting yourself in situations where you're below average?

Stop going to bars.

He shouldn't be below average in bars lol. Maybe he's going to those high class bars wearing his tank top.

**loochy** · 08-09-2014, 04:35 PM

A series of photoshops will commence upon my departure from the gym.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-09-2014, 04:37 PM

Shop the last one I quoted on Dexs kill outfit

**Bowser** · 08-09-2014, 04:37 PM

Where the **** is grandllama when you need him?

TLO · 08-09-2014, 04:39 PM

jimmya, bevischief, and Loneiguana walk into a bar...

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-09-2014, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

jimmya, bevischief, and Loneiguana walk into a bar...

Is this the kid bevis dog met friendly

TLO · 08-09-2014, 06:14 PM

I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father?s harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.

**loochy** · 08-09-2014, 06:21 PM

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08-09-2014, 04:39 PM	#417
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08-09-2014, 06:14 PM	#419
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $-760000	I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father?s harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
Posts: 41,503

08-09-2014, 06:21 PM	#420
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