I've Caught the Cancer [RIP]

[HayWire]

Obituary:
https://www.fohnfuneralhome.com/obit...ichael-brattin

In Loving Memory
Michael B
(name removed just to keep this thread from being the first result when someone Googles his name, but you can find it at the link)
July 6, 1976 - August 2, 2024

Michael B, age 48, of Mt. Vernon, Missouri passed away peacefully on August 2, 2024, at his home.

He was born July 6, 1976, in Cassville, Missouri the son of David and Doris (Sanders) Conner. On October 20, 2007, Michael married the love of his life, Emme Robertson in Carthage, Missouri. Their union was blessed with love, laughter, and the joy of raising a family together. Michael is survived by his father, David Conner; devoted wife, Emme Brattin; three sons, Dalton Brattin and his wife Shanya of Monett, Missouri, Chad Brattin of Exeter, Missouri and Brett Brattin of Mt. Vernon, Missouri; one daughter, Jayda Brattin and her fiancé Tyler Yeargain of Exeter, Missouri; one brother, Eric Brattin and his wife Donna of Davenport, Florida; one sister, Tobie Jones and her husband Brandon of Buena Vista, Colorado; six grandchildren; two grand dogs and two grand cats.

Preceding him in death were his mother, Doris (Sanders) Conner and grandparents, James and Bonnie Sanders.

Michael graduated in 1994 from Purdy High School in Purdy, Missouri, his pursuit of knowledge led him to Crowder College in Neosho, Missouri, where he earned his associate's degree in accounting. He worked as an accountant for Damar Worldwide in Aurora, Missouri.

Michael attended the Covenant Baptist Church in Mt. Vernon. Outside of work and church, he was an avid fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, reveling in the excitement of football season each year. His love for the game was just one of the many passions that he shared with his family and friends. Michael also enjoyed being outside, whether it was tending to his yard, enjoying a family barbeque, playing friendly games of pig basketball and golf, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the beauty of nature.

Services will be held at 2:00 P.M. Tuesday, August 6, 2024, at Fohn Funeral Home in Cassville, Missouri. Pastor Rick Cooper will be conducting the services. Burial will be at Maplewood Cemetery in Exeter, Missouri.

The family will receive friends from 5:00 until 6:00 P.M., Monday, August 5, 2024, at Fohn Funeral Home in Cassville.

Contributions may be made to Three Rivers Hospice in memory of Michael.

FOHN FUNERAL HOME
Cassville, Missouri
417-847-2141

5/25/23 Update:

Spoiler!

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

Original Post:

Spoiler!

Been having health issues for a while now.

Just got the news yesterday from my last test.

I officially got ****ing cancer in my gut.



Edit:
Sorry all,

Had a couple of days that weren't the best.

It was a swift reminder that I still have things to take care of.

My wife still needs to learn passwords, bills, etc. That got me thinking about what my "footprint" will look like when I'm gone.

I'm actually an intensely private person and I thought I've shared a tad much on here. At the same time I've got to talk to a lot of great people here and it does lift my spirits some when I see the positive posts from everyone.

Got rid of most of the pics etc.....the more I thought about it the more I felt selfish. CP has been my go to for 10+ years now and it didn't feel right to throw the C word out there and then just ignore it like it didn't happen.

Thanks,
HayWire

[Eleazar]

Enjoy the trip, Hay - hope it's a blast!

[the steam]

Your condition sounds similar to mine. I have to get the fluid drained from my gut once a week, no fun but feel better after it's done. Usually about 3 liters. Quality of life isn't great. Not able to work or drive a and my days consist of binge watching shows and vomiting a couple times a day. Eating is pretty difficult and no alcohol. But I guess the fentanyl oxy and pot gummies can make up for that.

On the positive side spending lots of quality time with my wife, parents, kids and dogs.

I can't even imagine going to pick out a coffin like you and seclark have done. If I just try to get little things in order my wife hen pecks "Stop thinking negatively!!" But I'm a pretty pragmatic guy and I try to balance positive thinking and unrealistic expectations. My wife works days so might have to get the coffin shopping done while she is at work.

It's great you are traveling, I want to do some traveling also but I'm not sure how I'd do in the car for a long period of time or on a plane. Don't like to be away from the bathroom too long.



Hang in there and fight hard!!! Thoughts and prayers are with you. Awesome avatar btw!!!

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by the steam

Your condition sounds similar to mine. I have to get the fluid drained from my gut once a week, no fun but feel better after it's done. Usually about 3 liters. Quality of life isn't great. Not able to work or drive a and my days consist of binge watching shows and vomiting a couple times a day. Eating is pretty difficult and no alcohol. But I guess the fentanyl oxy and pot gummies can make up for that.

On the positive side spending lots of quality time with my wife, parents, kids and dogs.

I can't even imagine going to pick out a coffin like you and seclark have done. If I just try to get little things in order my wife hen pecks "Stop thinking negatively!!" But I'm a pretty pragmatic guy and I try to balance positive thinking and unrealistic expectations. My wife works days so might have to get the coffin shopping done while she is at work.

It's great you are traveling, I want to do some traveling also but I'm not sure how I'd do in the car for a long period of time or on a plane. Don't like to be away from the bathroom too long.



Hang in there and fight hard!!! Thoughts and prayers are with you. Awesome avatar btw!!!

You got it bro. You sound a lot like me.

I'm afraid of the travel for the same reasons. Not really looking forward to leaving tomorrow but the rest of my family is excited. I think I'm just a long for the ride.

[seclark]

Hey bud…here’s to a safe trip down and back. Hoping all goes smoothly, and your family has a wonderful time together.
May God bless you all, and keep in touch with us (especially me, **** the rest of these guys).
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[HayWire]

Originally Posted by seclark

Hey bud…here’s to a safe trip down and back. Hoping all goes smoothly, and your family has a wonderful time together.
May God bless you all, and keep in touch with us (especially me, **** the rest of these guys).
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Thanks brother, now kindly go **** yourself

[seclark]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thanks brother, now kindly go **** yourself

let me grab the hand cream…
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[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

Hey Mr. Seclark. I sent you a PM but I cant tell if it went through. I was out of line myself is all I said and issued you an apology. No hard feelings. We are all Chiefs fans here.

We also like to break balls here too you know how we do. Go Chiefs!

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch

Hey Mr. Seclark. I sent you a PM but I cant tell if it went through. I was out of line myself is all I said and issued you an apology. No hard feelings. We are all Chiefs fans here.

We also like to break balls here too you know how we do. Go Chiefs!

You've warmed me over for the moment. Do more posts like this and not be an ass.

As you said, we're Chiefs fans... nothing more.

Busting balls is good. Being a douche is bad.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch

Hey Mr. Seclark. I sent you a PM but I cant tell if it went through. I was out of line myself is all I said and issued you an apology. No hard feelings. We are all Chiefs fans here.

We also like to break balls here too you know how we do. Go Chiefs!

We’re good dude.
Ya still look like a hockey player though
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[HayWire]

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

[Hammock Parties]

Sorry bro.

[LiveSteam]

Prayers.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

****.

Can I have the leg lamp?



...sorry.

Going from lurker status of 10+ years to Romper Room Mod has been epic. I still remember the belly laughs from the bunny suit pics a couple holidays ago.

Your legacy will live on with your kid, who I can only assume is as much of a stand-up guy as you've been through all this shit. Godspeed, my internet friend.

And that bunny suit will hang in the Hall of Classics forever.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

I'm glad you were able to keep coming around here for as long as you did. I hope we were able to bring a little levity into what I have to imagine has been a challenging year.

Would you be OK with us moving this back into the Lounge for visibility? It's your call, but I think others would appreciate knowing about your update.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

Mr. HayWire,

Do you have any words of wisdom about life you'd care to share with us?