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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:46 PM   #4156
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Fine advice. She does have three kids, though.
After you've done the deed with her......roll over and say....

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Old 01-16-2009, 02:48 PM   #4157
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Fine advice. She does have three kids, though.
I'm not sure how having 3 children correlates with having the herp.

In any event, ...

I'm sure you'll be just fine. Remember, armour is the key. Wear 2 or 3 if you have to. It'll give you a little extra girth as well.

If you forget the armour, just remember this. Herpes is like luggage. You'll carry it with you wherever you go, ... for the reeeeeeeeeeeest of your life.
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:51 PM   #4158
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I'm not sure how having 3 children correlates with having the herp.
It doesn't. Just saying that might be why she's turning to a dating site. Of course she JUST found the site the other day. I may just be lucky. And cute enough.

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According to what I've read, that's not advisable.
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:53 PM   #4159
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:54 PM   #4160
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Wow Clay I am impressed. You definitely need to hit that. Losing your V with an older experienced woman is probably the best way to do it.
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:55 PM   #4161
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I'm not 100% sold on the idea that he's actually a virgin. Part of me thinks it's part of his online persona.
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:58 PM   #4162
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I'm not sure how having 3 children correlates with having the herp.

In any event, ...

I'm sure you'll be just fine. Remember, armour is the key. Wear 2 or 3 if you have to. It'll give you a little extra girth as well.

If you forget the armour, just remember this. Herpes is like luggage. You'll carry it with you wherever you go, ... for the reeeeeeeeeeeest of your life.
Condoms do not effectively prevent Herpes, however if all of the 28 year old virgin shit that Claythan says about himself is true, it may be worth the risk. Granted the Herp is the gift that keeps on giving but you need to weigh the factors and decide. Sometimes it's just the fukin you get for the fukin you give.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:09 PM   #4163
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Wow Clay I am impressed.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:09 PM   #4164
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According to what I've read, that's not advisable.
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Condoms do not effectively prevent Herpes, however if all of the 28 year old virgin shit that Claythan says about himself is true, it may be worth the risk. Granted the Herp is the gift that keeps on giving but you need to weigh the factors and decide. Sometimes it's just the fukin you get for the fukin you give.
I can see that some of you still need your sarcasm meters calibrated.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:10 PM   #4165
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Condoms do not effectively prevent Herpes, however if all of the 28 year old virgin shit that Claythan says about himself is true, it may be worth the risk. Granted the Herp is the gift that keeps on giving but you need to weigh the factors and decide. Sometimes it's just the fukin you get for the fukin you give.
Oh Jesus, no. I am not contracting herpes. I'd sooner escape into the cloth. Are there are any warning signs?
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:12 PM   #4166
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Oh Jesus, no. I am not contracting herpes. I'd sooner escape into the cloth. Are there are any warning signs?
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:15 PM   #4167
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:44 PM   #4169
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This thread makes me think of the scene in Biloxi Blues where Matthew Broderick loses his virginity.

I don't like that.
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