I have a date.

[luv]

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

[Hammock Parties]

His side of the story:

You've probably read it. It's gotten a lot of hits right now. As the unbelievable jerk I wanted to take time to write a thread that basically tells my end of it. A size 0 girl is not ideal for me. I took down my previous profile because I was deceived and feeling bitter and jaded about meeting women online. Before we met, she said she was average. When we did meet she was average plus an extra 100 lbs. I'm not attracted to overweight women and I am not attracted to liars. I am sorry. I might have been standoffish during our lunch date, probably because the shock of being deceived had not worn off yet. I paid for my own meal and not her's to let her know there was no romantic interest on my part.

Now to the part where we met later that night. Around 10 PM she texts me saying she's in the mood to hang out and do 'whatever'. I had virtually nothing else going on that night, so I allow her to come over. I'm a guy. I wanted to get off. Simple as that. Not much more on that needs to be said.

So there you have my side. I never called her back because I thought it was obvious it was a one time hookup. I thought most girls realized this by now. Peace.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Move out of the basement and get fulltime employement, maybe find a vagina/anus to penetrate and THEN maybe think about making fun of that chic.

That's asking to much out of him Iowanian, lets be realistic here.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Claythan

holy shit lol

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/maybitzcuzurfat/pictures

Insecure girl thinks having sex will make this guy like her when he didn't seem to at first. He's just being a typical male. Tell me you wouldn't have sex with someone who offered. I doubt she's disgustingly fat, but probably big enough that people don't take the time to get to know her. Of course, she went online, showed how psycho she is, then tells everyone who calls her out on it to **** off. If you're gonna do shit like that, you gotta take the ridicule that comes with it, or keep it to yourself.

[Hammock Parties]

How To Get A Woman's Phone Number
And Email Address Within
Three Minutes Of Meeting Her

By David DeAngelo

Let me start off by telling you something interesting:

I've personally stopped focusing on just getting phone numbers. I've found that EMAIL addresses are far better (I still get the phone number too, of course).

Let me explain.

I perfected the art of getting phone numbers a couple of years ago.

If a woman is single, I can walk up to her and get her number in about a minute or two (if I'm in a hurry). I found out later, after working like a mad scientist on this that GETTING PHONE NUMBERS ALONE DOESNT'T EQUAL SUCCESS.

You see, women have many different reasons for giving out their phone numbers. Some love the attention of having a lot of men call them. Some like to turn guys down. Some are actually interested. But the universal feedback that I get from men, and in my personal experience, women act different on the phone than they do in person.

When you call a woman for the first time, she'll often start acting stand offish or even worse, just plain rude. It's almost like she's a different person than the one you met.

I've found that getting an EMAIL address is not only easier, but it gets more positive responses later on. It's almost as if women appreciate it that you've taken the time to think about what you're going to say when you write an email to them, and they think of you more like someone they know.

The other benefit of email is that it can be written and answered anytime.

If you call, you have to actually reach them. But an email can be answered anytime. And I've found that emails are answered FAR more often than voicemail messages.

HERE'S THE HOW TO:

After I've talked to a woman for about 3 or 4 minutes, I'll often say something like “Well, it was nice meeting you. I'm going to get back to my friends.”

They usually don't know what to do, as they're used to guys clinging to them. Most of the time, they say “It was nice meeting you too...” Then, just as I'm turning to walk away, and we kind of disconnect, I turn back and say “HEY! Do you have email?”

The “HEY!” is a bit surprising, and “Do you have email” is non-threatening. In fact, I'm technically asking her if she HAS email, not if she'll GIVE IT TO ME.

If she says “yes,” I take out a pen and paper and say “Great, write it down for me” and I have her write it down. (This is great, as I just treat the 'yes' that they give me as a yes to get it from them as well. And they've almost ALL gone along with it so far) Then AS SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING, I say “Write your number down there too.”

When you ask for email, it's very low risk for a woman, so she'll think “Fine, I'll do that.” Most women will give out an email address without thinking about it, because they know that they can choose later to just not answer.

The magic of asking them to write their phone number down WHILE they're in the middle of writing down their email is all about the psychology of human behavior.

She's already mentally said “OK, I'll give you my email address”... and she's in the middle of writing it down. When you say “And just write your number down there too” it's only NATURAL to just write it.

In other words, it's a MUCH smaller step than giving out the phone number all by itself. It took me a LONG time to figure out this simple move, but it works like magic! You will have women writing their phone numbers down without even thinking twice.

Here's a great add-on to make sure you're getting a real phone number and not a pager or voicemail:

As she's writing down her phone number I say “Is this a number that you actually answer?” If she looks at me and hesitates, or says that it's her “voicemail or pager number,” then I say “Look, write your real number down. It's going to be OK, I'll only call you nine times a day...” They laugh and usually give me their real number.

Now, if she answers my first question and says “No, I don't have email” then I bust on them and say “Well, do you have electricity?” This is a GREAT opportunity to use humor.

Then I say “Well, OK then. I like email better, but I'll take your regular phone number. It's so damn hard to reach people on the phone these days.”

Just realize that all you have to do is ask.

Like I said, I've tried all kinds of things. And I've gotten hundreds of phone numbers. And I use this exact sequence every time I talk to a woman and I want to get her phone number. I've gotten to the point where I can often do this in a minute or two - no kidding!

Now that you know the sequence, write it down with the words and the steps, and rehearse it in your mind over and over until you know exactly what to say for each step and each response.

Many guys have asked me “But what do I tell her as a reason why I want her number or email?” I've never had a woman ask me. If you ask, and they give it, then she knows why you asked. If she doesn't give it to you, then she also knew why you asked.

Just assume that this is the case.

If you ask every time, and you do it in a smooth, assuming, calm way, you'll get a lot of emails and phone numbers.

Note: Carry a pen on you at all times. I prefer the Fisher Space Pen (chrome) because it's small, classy, and women love it!

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by Claythan

How To Get A Woman's Phone Number
And Email Address Within
Three Minutes Of Meeting Her

By David DeAngelo

Let me start off by telling you something interesting:

You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocket full of $100 bills.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocket full of $100 bills.

[Hammock Parties]

What the shit is this....lol

Greek: ur profile cracked me up
Claythan: yeah i get that...sometimes
[2:32:07 am]CLAYTHAN:do you have a cutlass?
[2:32:16 am]CLAYTHAN:every good pirate outfit needs a cutlass
(she says something about driving a cutlass at 16)
[2:32:32 am]CLAYTHAN:LOL
[2:32:35 am]CLAYTHAN:that is incredible
[2:32:50 am]CLAYTHAN:well isn't that kismet
[2:33:01 am]Greek:no lie
[2:33:08 am]CLAYTHAN:see it was destiny, you had piracy in your future
[2:33:15 am]Greek:lol!
[2:33:18 am]Greek:hilarities
[2:33:27 am]CLAYTHAN:indeed
[2:33:41 am]CLAYTHAN:what kind of a name is Greek anyway?
[2:33:46 am]CLAYTHAN:i'm going to guess....
[2:33:49 am]CLAYTHAN:tony romo + martinis?
[2:34:00 am]Greek:lol
[2:34:08 am]Greek:martinis are my poison of choice...
[2:34:17 am]Greek:and the 1st part combines my 1st and last name...
[2:34:22 am]CLAYTHAN:aah
[2:34:25 am]Greek:so Greek is my nickname...
[2:34:33 am]CLAYTHAN:rozmin?
[2:34:35 am]CLAYTHAN:rosalyn?
[2:34:41 am]Greek:and they called me Romo LONG before tony romo was known...
[2:34:51 am]Greek:but i do want one of his jerseys just for the name on the back
[2:34:52 am]CLAYTHAN:yeah well you didn't beat romanowski
[2:34:55 am]Greek:rose
[2:35:10 am]CLAYTHAN:ex-NFLer
[2:35:52 am]Greek:ohh
[2:35:53 am]Greek:yeah
[2:35:56 am]Greek:dont know who that one is
[2:35:58 am]CLAYTHAN:it's OK, i'm rambling
[2:36:04 am]Greek:no worries
[2:36:06 am]Greek:insomnia?
[2:36:09 am]Greek:me too?
[2:36:14 am]CLAYTHAN:eh sort of
[2:36:26 am]CLAYTHAN:i just got finished arguing with some chick in the forms over red meat
[2:36:31 am]CLAYTHAN:it causes cancer!
[2:36:37 am]CLAYTHAN:apparently
[2:36:39 am]Greek:what?
[2:36:42 am]CLAYTHAN:yeah
[2:36:45 am]CLAYTHAN:don't enjoy steaks
[2:36:47 am]CLAYTHAN:steaks kill
[2:36:48 am]Greek:is that what she said?
[2:36:57 am]Greek:or u think?
[2:37:00 am]CLAYTHAN: link
[2:37:03 am]CLAYTHAN:read for yourself
[2:37:54 am]CLAYTHAN:oh, you're greek
[2:38:04 am]CLAYTHAN:opah!.... or however it's spelled
[2:38:21 am]Greek:lol
[2:38:23 am]Greek:ur crazy
[2:38:24 am]CLAYTHAN:sorry my entire knowledge of greek culture is derived from mythology and my big fat greek wedding
[2:38:53 am]Greek:and the "pre med" student hasnt taken quite as many classes as a med student or doctor or oncology nurse that KNOwS what theyre talking about
[2:38:55 am]Greek:what an idiot
[2:39:02 am]Greek:no worries
[2:39:04 am]CLAYTHAN:oh yeah i loved that
[2:39:08 am]CLAYTHAN:nice credentials
[2:39:11 am]Greek:that movie put us on the map lol!
[2:39:15 am]CLAYTHAN:i'm pre-med, STFU!
[2:39:23 am]CLAYTHAN:"that's OK I make lamb!"
[2:39:38 am]Greek:yup...
[2:39:41 am]CLAYTHAN:but no, i love a good gyro, so cheers to the greeks
[2:39:47 am]CLAYTHAN:philosophy and pita bread
[2:39:56 am]Greek:and i'm all about lamb in th ekitchen and a tiger in the bedroom ;)
[2:40:03 am]Greek:seeee
[2:40:03 am]CLAYTHAN:oh dear
[2:40:11 am]Greek:u no more about greeks than most
[2:40:14 am]CLAYTHAN:lol
[2:40:20 am]CLAYTHAN:hummus rules
[2:40:58 am]CLAYTHAN:you weren't born in greece?
[2:41:02 am]Greek:no
[2:41:05 am]CLAYTHAN:mmmm
[2:41:06 am]Greek:i was norn and raised her
[2:41:07 am]Greek:here
[2:41:11 am]Greek:1st generation
[2:41:16 am]CLAYTHAN:my parents vacationed there two years ago...it's incredible
[2:41:19 am]Greek:hummus isnt greek though
[2:41:22 am]Greek:yeah?
[2:41:26 am]CLAYTHAN:oh see, now I'm a fraud
[2:41:27 am]Greek:y didnt u go with?
[2:41:34 am]CLAYTHAN:it was their anniversary
[2:41:44 am]CLAYTHAN:they cook a cruise
[2:41:47 am]CLAYTHAN:took
[2:42:46 am]CLAYTHAN:what kind of dog do you have?
[2:43:37 am]Greek:he's a mix
[2:43:41 am]Greek:part mutt and part human
[2:44:21 am]CLAYTHAN:hey you speek greek...that's cool
[2:47:36 am]Greek:i do
[2:47:43 am]Greek:i just posted back to the tree hugger
[2:47:44 am]Greek:lol
[2:47:47 am]Greek:she set me on fire
[2:47:59 am]CLAYTHAN:alright, go go greek passion!
[2:48:29 am]Greek:seee
[2:48:30 am]Greek:yes
[2:48:34 am]Greek: i speak greek
[2:48:38 am]Greek:read it and write it...
[2:48:45 am]Greek:but i can do the same with english too
[2:48:54 am]Greek:in fact i'm semiquadrilingual
[2:49:24 am]CLAYTHAN:see this is just unfair....my spanish is only good enough to order at taco bell
[2:49:36 am]Greek:no worries
[2:49:43 am]Greek:i only speak semi-spanish
[2:49:54 am]CLAYTHAN:let me guess...you learn greek in greek school?
[2:51:59 am]Greek:damn ur good
[2:52:14 am]CLAYTHAN:i swear that movie taught me everything
[2:53:07 am]CLAYTHAN:don't tell me you live with your parents and work at their restaurant....
[2:53:08 am]Greek:hey
[2:53:14 am]Greek:jozep said i was his hero from my post
[2:53:16 am]Greek:YAY
[2:53:22 am]Greek:Can i be ur hero too?
[2:53:48 am]CLAYTHAN:i thought guys were supposed to be heroes....
[2:54:03 am]Greek:no
[2:54:16 am]Greek:superwomen and SHE-Ra were heroes
[2:54:22 am]Greek:and cat woman
[2:54:39 am]Greek:superheroes dont have gender roles ;)
[2:54:41 am]CLAYTHAN:lol
[2:54:42 am]CLAYTHAN:she-ra
[2:54:48 am]CLAYTHAN:a he-man reference...
[2:55:42 am]Greek:By the powers of grey skull...
[2:55:52 am]Greek:i am the master of the universe
[2:55:56 am]Greek:;)
[2:56:04 am]CLAYTHAN:you see the 80s movie?
[2:56:17 am]Greek:no
[2:56:21 am]Greek:just the cartoon when i was a kid
[2:56:23 am]CLAYTHAN:omg
[2:56:29 am]CLAYTHAN:dolph lundgren plays he-man
[2:56:31 am]CLAYTHAN:it's hilarious

[Thig Lyfe]

[Hammock Parties]

I even spelled Dolph Lundgren's name correctly.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by Claythan

What the shit is this....lol

you are so ****ing clueless

[luv]

I would laugh so hard if one of these chicks actually ended up getting on here and reading this thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh god...I shouldn't be going to gay bars, should I?

Details on the morrow.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Oh god...I shouldn't be going to gay bars, should I?

Details on the morrow.

Is Buckin' in town?

[Fairplay]

She is really pretty Claythan. yum yum.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by Fairplay

She is really pretty Claythan. yum yum.

From those pics she's cute, but of course our resident dummy starts off by talking politics then tries to (as always) bring up sports only to end by contradicting himself and telling (most likely) non-truths.