*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 273

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

Sofa King · 10-14-2011, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

This is argumentative. I have to try to persuade you or convince you of my point of view. I could try to convince that teacher that she should sleep with me, but she's a woman and she's old.

She's old...... or she TOO old?

Big difference.

**luv** · 10-14-2011, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

She's old...... or she TOO old?

Big difference.

The fact that she's a woman was enough for me to not want to do it.

**luv** · 10-17-2011, 08:31 AM

WOOHOO!!! I finally finished shopping for dad's birthday. I ended up getting him an Ozzie Smith plaque and a Chiefs helmet history felt pennant for his man cave, a couple of new metal license plate borders (holders, protectors, whatever they're called) since his old plastic ones are way faded, and the Chiefs safari hat (which is the only thing he knows about).

Also got him a couple of buttons (one lights up) about being 60 and being old, along with a big beaded necklace, to wear to work Saturday. For the party, I just went with a couple of turning 60 centerpieces and a 4 ft long inflatable cane that says something about beating you if you tease him about his age.

JD10367 · 10-17-2011, 10:04 AM

3.5-hour flight delay. Yippie-ki-****ing-a.

**luv** · 10-19-2011, 08:43 AM

Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight.

I'm writing about the smoking ban that passed in Springfield, and that it's had a negative effect on the city as written. I figure I will write it in a way that makes people think that I'm a smoker, and then deliver the blow in the conclusion that I feel this way as a non-smoker.

**DaKCMan AP** · 10-19-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight.

I'm writing about the smoking ban that passed in Springfield, and that it's had a negative effect on the city as written. I figure I will write it in a way that makes people think that I'm a smoker, and then deliver the blow in the conclusion that I feel this way as a non-smoker.

You'll have to be pretty convincing. Your conclusion twist wont have much weight if the rest of your arguments are light.

**loochy** · 10-19-2011, 11:02 AM

Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl
and she claims that I am the one
but the kid is not my son

4th and Long · 10-19-2011, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl
and she says that I am the one
but the kid is not my son

Take this and shut up.

**loochy** · 10-19-2011, 11:06 AM

Paula Deen is not my mother
she's just a cook
who claims that I ate a ton
but I'm not even done

Okie_Apparition · 10-20-2011, 11:35 AM

I can tap the fingers on my right hand from right to left with ease
and the fingers on my left hand from left to right with ease
but have problem doing the opposite on either hand
I can only deduct that I've been abducted by aliens & given a double hand transplant

**luv** · 10-22-2011, 09:24 PM

Dad's surprise party was a huge success!

Pioli Zombie · 10-23-2011, 05:25 AM

Chinky chinky Chinaman, floating down the deleware,chewing on his underwear,couldn't find another pair..

Bowlbound nextyear · 10-23-2011, 10:22 AM

Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.

**luv** · 10-23-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowlbound nextyear

Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.

So is proper use of "your."

**bevischief** · 10-24-2011, 09:06 AM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...51449&page=444
"Man I can't stop farting" is on the 2nd page of Google results with a link to the mod abuse thread.

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10-17-2011, 08:31 AM	#4083
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-410000	WOOHOO!!! I finally finished shopping for dad's birthday. I ended up getting him an Ozzie Smith plaque and a Chiefs helmet history felt pennant for his man cave, a couple of new metal license plate borders (holders, protectors, whatever they're called) since his old plastic ones are way faded, and the Chiefs safari hat (which is the only thing he knows about). Also got him a couple of buttons (one lights up) about being 60 and being old, along with a big beaded necklace, to wear to work Saturday. For the party, I just went with a couple of turning 60 centerpieces and a 4 ft long inflatable cane that says something about beating you if you tease him about his age.
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10-17-2011, 10:04 AM	#4084
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	3.5-hour flight delay. Yippie-ki-****ing-a.
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10-19-2011, 08:43 AM	#4085
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-410000	Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight. I'm writing about the smoking ban that passed in Springfield, and that it's had a negative effect on the city as written. I figure I will write it in a way that makes people think that I'm a smoker, and then deliver the blow in the conclusion that I feel this way as a non-smoker.
Posts: 63,505

10-19-2011, 11:02 AM	#4087
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $140397	Billie Jean is not my lover she's just a girl and she claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son __________________ Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
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10-19-2011, 11:06 AM	#4089
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $140397	Paula Deen is not my mother she's just a cook who claims that I ate a ton but I'm not even done __________________ Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
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10-20-2011, 11:35 AM	#4090
Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $10004900	I can tap the fingers on my right hand from right to left with ease and the fingers on my left hand from left to right with ease but have problem doing the opposite on either hand I can only deduct that I've been abducted by aliens & given a double hand transplant
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10-22-2011, 09:24 PM	#4091
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-410000	Dad's surprise party was a huge success!
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10-23-2011, 05:25 AM	#4092
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Chinky chinky Chinaman, floating down the deleware,chewing on his underwear,couldn't find another pair..
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10-23-2011, 10:22 AM	#4093
Bowlbound nextyear Rookie Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Small town in SE Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.
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10-24-2011, 09:06 AM	#4095
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8239352 VARSITY	http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...51449&page=444 "Man I can't stop farting" is on the 2nd page of Google results with a link to the mod abuse thread.
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