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#4081 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $-167904
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Posts: 23,317
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#4082 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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Posts: 63,480
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#4083 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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WOOHOO!!! I finally finished shopping for dad's birthday. I ended up getting him an Ozzie Smith plaque and a Chiefs helmet history felt pennant for his man cave, a couple of new metal license plate borders (holders, protectors, whatever they're called) since his old plastic ones are way faded, and the Chiefs safari hat (which is the only thing he knows about).
Also got him a couple of buttons (one lights up) about being 60 and being old, along with a big beaded necklace, to wear to work Saturday. For the party, I just went with a couple of turning 60 centerpieces and a 4 ft long inflatable cane that says something about beating you if you tease him about his age. |
Posts: 63,480
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#4084 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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3.5-hour flight delay. Yippie-ki-****ing-a.
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Posts: 12,916
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#4085 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight.
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Posts: 63,480
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#4086 | |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $6664952
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#4087 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $840397
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Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl and she claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son
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Posts: 41,120
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#4088 | |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
Casino cash: $8334925
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#4089 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $840397
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Paula Deen is not my mother
she's just a cook who claims that I ate a ton but I'm not even done
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#4090 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky
Casino cash: $10004900
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I can tap the fingers on my right hand from right to left with ease
and the fingers on my left hand from left to right with ease but have problem doing the opposite on either hand I can only deduct that I've been abducted by aliens & given a double hand transplant |
Posts: 7,012
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#4091 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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Dad's surprise party was a huge success!
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Posts: 63,480
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#4092 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
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Chinky chinky Chinaman, floating down the deleware,chewing on his underwear,couldn't find another pair..
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Posts: 11,077
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#4093 |
Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Small town in SE Kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
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Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.
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Posts: 10
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#4094 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-80000
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Posts: 63,480
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#4095 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8469352
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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...51449&page=444
"Man I can't stop farting" is on the 2nd page of Google results with a link to the mod abuse thread. |
Posts: 27,733
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