*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 268

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09-04-2011, 09:31 AM

This last page has me wondering why I started this thread.

**luv** · 09-04-2011, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna

Lol well this is random thought thread. And there can't be much advice, because right now it just isn't possible to do anything about it. Just wanted to say it once and not have it bottled up.

I take it that it was her idea to become your ex.

**luv** · 09-04-2011, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This last page has me wondering why I started this thread.

I didn't do it.

JD10367 · 09-04-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I refuse to tread anywhre where someone else has already wiped their muddy feet.
Posted via Mobile Device

That brown stuff's not mud, son.

JD10367 · 09-04-2011, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna

I love my ex. And I would marry her in a heartbeat if the opportunity arose. That's my random thought.

TTIUWP

JD10367 · 09-04-2011, 11:02 AM

My wife is a witch. Seriously. She must be. That's the only thing to explain why she can hit the slot machines and I can't.

She got free tickets to the Beach Boys in Foxwoods a few weeks back but didn't really want to go. I made her. She ended up winning $1,000 on the slots.

Last night, I wanted to go see Dennis DeYoung at Mohegan Sun. She wasn't that interested but came with me. It was packed so I stood on the edges and watched while she played slots. I found her afterwards; she had a machine up to $300. I said, "Cash out and let's go." She ignored me and a few minutes later won $1350.

Me, I throw a few twenties at a machine, it sucks it in quicker than a ten-dollar whore in Tijuana, and I walk away five minutes later, broke. Her, she hits like it's nothing. Even when she's not raking it in, she can make them go for a long time; she played slots at Foxwoods the night before from 10pm until literally almost 4am, and still came to the room up a few hundred. It's gotta be a spell she's using or something.

JD10367 · 09-04-2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

I don't have the money to get a guy drunk enough for that.

**Bowser** · 09-04-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

My wife is a witch. Seriously. She must be. That's the only thing to explain why she can hit the slot machines and I can't.

She got free tickets to the Beach Boys in Foxwoods a few weeks back but didn't really want to go. I made her. She ended up winning $1,000 on the slots.

Last night, I wanted to go see Dennis DeYoung at Mohegan Sun. She wasn't that interested but came with me. It was packed so I stood on the edges and watched while she played slots. I found her afterwards; she had a machine up to $300. I said, "Cash out and let's go." She ignored me and a few minutes later won $1350.

Me, I throw a few twenties at a machine, it sucks it in quicker than a ten-dollar whore in Tijuana, and I walk away five minutes later, broke. Her, she hits like it's nothing. Even when she's not raking it in, she can make them go for a long time; she played slots at Foxwoods the night before from 10pm until literally almost 4am, and still came to the room up a few hundred. It's gotta be a spell she's using or something.

We were in downtown Vegas at Binnions. I was playing blackjack, and doing ok, not great. The wife walks up and asks how I'm doing. I tell her I'm up 50 or so. She tells me that's great, and shows the slip she won at the slots for $838. Kick ass! Says she's going with her friends to get a drink. Literally ten minutes later, she walks up and asks how I'm doing. I give her a quizzical look, tell her I'm up 75 or so now. She says that's great, and shows me the slip she won at the slots for $159. I get up, tip the dealer, grab her, cash out, and got the hell out of there.

**luv** · 09-04-2011, 02:56 PM

I just introduced my dad to Angry Birds.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 09-04-2011, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This last page has me wondering why I started this thread.

I didn't start it. Well I don't think I started it. Dammit 4th!

Dr. Johnny Fever · 09-04-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I didn't do it.

No but you're the one who brought up dp and took it...... there...

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09-04-2011, 05:16 PM

Daiquiris!

**Bowser** · 09-04-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Daiquiris!

FABULOUS!!

JD10367 · 09-06-2011, 08:33 PM

Watching "Thir13en Ghosts" on SyFy. Forgot how good looking Shannon Elizabeth is. Looked her up on imdb; she turns 38 tomorrow, and still looks damn good. I wonder if she'd accept a moustache ride for a birthday gift...

**luv** · 09-09-2011, 12:53 PM

I just won two tickets to go see the musical Hairspray at a local theater. They're for VIP Night, which is the night before the show opens to the public. Love this musical, so I'm really looking forward to it!

I also won some free frozen strawberry lemonade from McDonald's.

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09-04-2011, 11:02 AM	#4011
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	My wife is a witch. Seriously. She must be. That's the only thing to explain why she can hit the slot machines and I can't. She got free tickets to the Beach Boys in Foxwoods a few weeks back but didn't really want to go. I made her. She ended up winning $1,000 on the slots. Last night, I wanted to go see Dennis DeYoung at Mohegan Sun. She wasn't that interested but came with me. It was packed so I stood on the edges and watched while she played slots. I found her afterwards; she had a machine up to $300. I said, "Cash out and let's go." She ignored me and a few minutes later won $1350. Me, I throw a few twenties at a machine, it sucks it in quicker than a ten-dollar whore in Tijuana, and I walk away five minutes later, broke. Her, she hits like it's nothing. Even when she's not raking it in, she can make them go for a long time; she played slots at Foxwoods the night before from 10pm until literally almost 4am, and still came to the room up a few hundred. It's gotta be a spell she's using or something.
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09-04-2011, 02:56 PM	#4014
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-370000	I just introduced my dad to Angry Birds.
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09-06-2011, 08:33 PM	#4019
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Watching "Thir13en Ghosts" on SyFy. Forgot how good looking Shannon Elizabeth is. Looked her up on imdb; she turns 38 tomorrow, and still looks damn good. I wonder if she'd accept a moustache ride for a birthday gift...
Posts: 12,916

09-09-2011, 12:53 PM	#4020
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-370000	I just won two tickets to go see the musical Hairspray at a local theater. They're for VIP Night, which is the night before the show opens to the public. Love this musical, so I'm really looking forward to it! I also won some free frozen strawberry lemonade from McDonald's.
Posts: 63,501