*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

[luv]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

So, ... you don't like it?

Is it bad that I knew you would ask that?

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by luv

I don't have the money to get a guy drunk enough for that.

Here we go again ...

You want me to give you a few pointers that don't involve beer and are almost guarenteed to work?

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by luv

Is it bad that I knew you would ask that?

It's bad for me. I'm too predictable.

[luv]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Here we go again ...

You want me to give you a few pointers that don't involve beer and are almost guarenteed to work?

Does it involve walking up to a guy and grabbing his junk?

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by luv

You know, I have a tower I haven't used in years. Nothing was wrong with it when I stopped using it. I just started using my laptop exclusively. I haven't used it for a couple of years, and it was old before that. I don't even know what operating system is on it, or if I still have the cables required to power it up...lol.

When I first starting reading this, I was expecting a Rapunzel joke.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by luv

Does it involve walking up to a guy and grabbing his junk?

Nope.

And why is "junk" an acceptable term? Mine's old but it's far from being classified as junk.

[luv]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Nope.

And why is "junk" an acceptable term? Mine's old but it's far from being classified as junk.

Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by luv

Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.

That only works in bars and crap like that. It's not even close to what I was going to suggest.

[luv]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

That only works in bars and crap like that. It's not even close to what I was going to suggest.

Personality gets a girl nowhere.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by luv

Personality gets a girl nowhere.

That's total bullshit but not where I was headed either. Give me just a moment to collect the 5 baby kittens I have wandering about so I can get back to my laptop.
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[4th and Long]

Speaking of which, anyone want a kitten?

[4th and Long]

I'm thinking luv left before I could impart my wisdom.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Speaking of which, anyone want a kitten?

Anyone at all?

[Bugeater]

Well, they do look delicious.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by luv

Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.

ftr any woman who would do that to me as an icebreaker I would assume will do it to about anyone... aka don't touch her with a 10 foot pole.