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Discussion: All things Broncos.

[New World Order]

I like Grover Cleveland at swing tackle.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

My all presidential defense would be:

DE - Abraham Lincoln (length and bend on the edge)
DT - Dwight Eisenhower
DT - William Taft (run stopper)
DE - Warren G. Harding
MLB - Ulysses S. Grant (tackling machine)
OLB - Franklin Pierce
OLB - James Monroe
CB - Barack Obama (stereotype, I know)
CB - Calvin Coolidge
SS - Andrew Jackson (enforcer)
FS - James K. Polk

On offense, I'd go with:

QB - George Washington, of course. (Good size, good arm, command of the field.)
HB - George W Bush (Texas running backs have a good history)
FB - Grover Cleveland (great second effort)
WR - George HW Bush
WR - Harry Truman
TE - Ronald Reagan
LT - Thomas Jefferson (quick feet)
LG - Zachary Taylor
C - Gerald Ford
RG - Teddy Roosevelt (phone booth mauler)
RT - Lyndon Johnson

Nice. I'd also go:

K - John Adams (did plenty of good things, but people choose to only remember the bad things)
P - John F Kennedy (no reason-- it'd just be funny if the most notoriously suave presidents was the damn punter)

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Good points. I think I need to develop a database. Should VPs or even leaders from other countries be considered as well?

Oh, we should have a presidents versus foreign leaders game.

For foreign leaders we'd need to set a rule that they ran a nation of 30+ million people, though. It wouldn't be fair to allow every little tribe to compete for a roster spot.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Nice. I'd also go:

K - John Adams (did plenty of good things, but people choose to only remember the bad things)
P - John F Kennedy (no reason-- it'd just be funny if the most notoriously suave presidents was the damn punter)

Maybe John Madison returning kicks and punts? He probably had a good change of direction.

[POND_OF_RED]

You’re really wasting Eisenhower on the DL. He was a star collegiate halfback for the Army Cadets before an injury.

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Oh, we should have a presidents versus foreign leaders game.

For foreign leaders we'd need to set a rule that they ran a nation of 30+ million people, though. It wouldn't be fair to allow every little tribe to compete for a roster spot.

Well, that part is easy. If Kim Jong-un can shoot 27 in a round of golf, I'm pretty sure he could play all the positions on a football field - at once.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

You’re really wasting Eisenhower on the DL. He was a star collegiate halfback for the Army Cadets before an injury.

For some reason I thought he was a big guy, but you're right. 5-10 and 172. We need someone else on the defensive line.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

For some reason I thought he was a big guy, but you're right. 5-10 and 172. We need someone else on the defensive line.

Should probably roll with Nixon. He's not afraid to do dirty things hidden from view

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

For some reason I thought he was a big guy, but you're right. 5-10 and 172. We need someone else on the defensive line.

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Should probably roll with Nixon. He's not afraid to do dirty things hidden from view

Clinton knows how to fill the gaps, though.

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Well, that part is easy. If Kim Jong-un can shoot 27 in a round of golf, I'm pretty sure he could play all the positions on a football field - at once.

Putin regularly embarrasses professional hockey players as well.

[Brody Wa]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Well, that part is easy. If Kim Jong-un can shoot 27 in a round of golf, I'm pretty sure he could play all the positions on a football field - at once.

I thought he shot a 19 … a hole in one on every hole except one.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Brody Wa

I thought he shot a 19 … a hole in one on every hole except one.

If you ever go to North Korea, this post makes you a dead man.

[Rain Man]

So the foreign team. Let's build them out.

Defense:

DE - Charles de Gaulle
NT - Idi Amin
DE - Saddam Hussein
OLB - Alexander the Great
ILB - Genghis Khan
ILB - Josef Stalin
OLB - Mobutu Sese Seko
CB - Vladimir Putin
CB - Ho Chi Minh
SS - Yassir Arafat
FS - Adolf Hitler

Offense:

QB - King George III
HB - Moammar Qaddafi
FB - Mao Tse Tung
WR - Simon Bolivar
WR - Emperor Hirohito
TE - Nelson Mandela
LT - Benito Mussolini
LG - Kim Jong Eun
C - Winston Churchill
RG - Fidel Castro
RT - Henry VIII

[Rain Man]

So who wins - the presidents or the foreigners?