Other Sports The Olympics - Page 26

bogie · 02-10-2006, 03:45 PM

Do you find the Olympics to be a big waste of time? Personally, I'm looking forward the the ski jumping.

vailpass · 08-01-2012, 05:42 PM

NEW YORK—Responding to widespread criticism of its decision to air coverage of Olympic events on a six-hour time delay, NBC issued an apology Tuesday to American viewers, saying it was really, really sorry for failing to alter the governing laws of space and time to accommodate everyone’s precious schedules.

"We at NBC would like to sincerely apologize for not doing something so simple as to modify the physical properties of the known universe so that you could go home and watch the women’s 100-meter backstroke live," chief digital officer Vivian Schiller said in response to widespread criticism on social media, adding that the network would "get one of our theoretical physicists right on that for you." "On second thought, we really should have considered manipulating the invariant properties of the space-time continuum while we were still in the planning stages of our coverage, and, boy, it sure was silly of us not to."

Schiller noted that if viewers continue to be dissatisfied with the network’s coverage, they can feel free to switch over to an alternate plane of reality wherein temporal events and the subjective experience of said events may be shifted at will.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nbc...and-tim,29011/

Setsuna · 08-01-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Unless you're Michael Phelps.

Keyword Overall. It seems like you Chiefs fans have a collective lack of context clue finding skills.

TLO · 08-01-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Does Ryan Seacrest have to be on TV all the ****ing time?

No joke.

TLO · 08-01-2012, 05:45 PM

So I'm off work at 4am today. Anything interesting on around 4am?

Mr. Laz · 08-01-2012, 06:09 PM

TLO · 08-01-2012, 06:12 PM

My thoughts echo the commentary of that video spot on.

**BigMeatballDave** · 08-01-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFan369

So I'm off work at 4am today. Anything interesting on around 4am?

Olympic coverage on NBC Sports Network.

**chasedude** · 08-01-2012, 06:26 PM

I must google more Alenka Bikar, fan****ingtastic!

**Rain Man** · 08-01-2012, 06:26 PM

As a random thought, the Olympics is all full of people in great physical condition (other than the skeet shooters).

I think we should start an Olympics purely for people who weigh more than 300 pounds. We can call it the Oblimpics.

**BigMeatballDave** · 08-01-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna

Keyword Overall. It seems like you Chiefs fans have a collective lack of context clue finding skills.

No, Phelps does not feel embarrassed by the other American female athletes and neither do his teammates.

They are not competing against one another.

**chasedude** · 08-01-2012, 06:28 PM

I love gifs

**luv** · 08-01-2012, 06:41 PM

When did synchronized diving become a sport?

**BigMeatballDave** · 08-01-2012, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

When did synchronized diving become a sport?

When people began competing in it.

**chasedude** · 08-01-2012, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

When did synchronized diving become a sport?

I think I saw somewhere it started in the 50's and it's restricted to women only.

**BigMeatballDave** · 08-01-2012, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

I think I saw somewhere it started in the 50's and it's restricted to women only.

Did you mean was restricted?

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vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	NEW YORK—Responding to widespread criticism of its decision to air coverage of Olympic events on a six-hour time delay, NBC issued an apology Tuesday to American viewers, saying it was really, really sorry for failing to alter the governing laws of space and time to accommodate everyone’s precious schedules. "We at NBC would like to sincerely apologize for not doing something so simple as to modify the physical properties of the known universe so that you could go home and watch the women’s 100-meter backstroke live," chief digital officer Vivian Schiller said in response to widespread criticism on social media, adding that the network would "get one of our theoretical physicists right on that for you." "On second thought, we really should have considered manipulating the invariant properties of the space-time continuum while we were still in the planning stages of our coverage, and, boy, it sure was silly of us not to." Schiller noted that if viewers continue to be dissatisfied with the network’s coverage, they can feel free to switch over to an alternate plane of reality wherein temporal events and the subjective experience of said events may be shifted at will. http://www.theonion.com/articles/nbc...and-tim,29011/ __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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