The beer me factor for skip town - Page 26

BIG_DADDY · 08-19-2004, 10:21 AM

I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me.

1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid shit all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief.
3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some reeruned reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone.
4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.
5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of shit on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan?

That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.

Fairplay · 08-21-2004, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

You know in retrospect your a lot like beer me in some ways and I can see why you get your panties in a wad and can't figure it out.

Maybe he works at a radio station as well.

Fairplay · 08-21-2004, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Hell, I already liked you. Can you make it to St. Joe on the 24th? I'll buy you a beer or three. (But I'm not really a pasty 13 yr old vampire-girl. I'm a 30 yr old guy with a shaved head and a goatee.)

Split personality?

LVNHACK · 08-21-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Zach you are not this stupid, my whole point of posting everything was that people are taking things WAY too seriously. How could you possibly miss that considering that this is the entire spirit of the thread, I have said it countless times in the thread and I just posted it again in the Vlad-Frazod thread. I even complimented you for getting it when obviously you didn't ya freakin tard.

Let's remember one thing.......Zach isn't even old enough to buy himself a beer..........That could answer some questions.....

Ultra Peanut · 08-21-2004, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Hey, as long as I'm posting in this classic trashcan thread...

fuck Tucson. fuck Tucson in it's stupid ass!

Listen, you dumb****s... I'm not a gangbanger. I'm wearing a fucking George Brett jersey because I'm from fucking Kansas City. I'm not coming into your bar to shoot it up because I'm a fucking Crip in a goddammed POWDER fuckING BLUE JERSEY! You fucking reeruns! Ferchrissakes, I'm a white kid from the goddammed suburbs. And, furthermore, what fuckING GANGBANGERS ARE IN YOUR GODDAMMED DUSTBOWL TOWN ANYWAY? Let me come in and have a goddammed Budweiser.

You pantywaste motherfuckers. Screw this pansy ass town.

"Wow... that obviously whitebread lookin' guy in a goddammed ROYALS jersey must be trouble... we can't let him in here."

I'm glad you're scared of me you 300 pound meathead starfish violating motherfucker.

Boom.

Awesome.

**KcMizzou** · 08-21-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

(at least I know one person who'll be hurtin' worse than I am in the mornin'.)

Now that it's actually morning... I seriously doubt it.

Abba-Dabba · 08-21-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Let's remember one thing.......Zach isn't even old enough to buy himself a beer..........That could answer some questions.....

There are many military members in Iraq and elsewhere that can't do the same as well. I have never understood that. It's like, Oh no save us from ourselves.

BIG_DADDY · 08-21-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Let's remember one thing.......Zach isn't even old enough to buy himself a beer..........That could answer some questions.....

Alrighty then, Zach gets off on a "I'm not old enough to be held accountable for getting it" technicality but he owes me a beer when he's old enough to buy one.

Calcountry · 08-24-2004, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Unfreakinbelievable, I feel like explaining this is similar to explaing what I wanted when I put in my pizza order tonight to those tards at Roundtable.

Me: I would like a a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick it up myself. I have a coupon for $12.99 My phone # is 650-***-****.

Tard: What's your phone number?

Me: 650-***-****.

Tard: What's that again?

ME: 650-***-****

Tard: So that's 650 ?

Me: ***-****

Tard: Great what would you like?

Me: I would like a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick up. I have a coupon for $12.99.

Tard: Would you like thin crust or regular?

Me: Thin crust.

Tard: Is this for delivery or to go?

Me: To go I will pick up.

Tard: That's $19.65

Me:I have a coupon for $12.99

Listen tards of the BB let me spell it out for you dumb asses. THE REASON I POSTED THE THREAD WAS BECAUSE SOME WEAK ASS SISTERS DECIDED THEY WANTED TO BACK UP BABY SEAL CAUSE I WAS TOO HARD ON HIM WHEN HE ACTED LIKE THE MORON.

I posted because I wanted to let them know that I would have fun blasting any tard who had the posting styles I thought were weak and worthless kind of like yours Zach. Those are the irritants on the BB that are the most fun to fuck with and I was simply saying to any panty waist on the BB that wanted to back such poster should go ahead as they needed it. It's all in good fun for those who have the ability to laugh at themselves. I love this place but it's still just a posting BB on the internet, lighten up. I could give a rats ass what you think of me as I see this place as a giant playground to have fun and gain easy information about our Chiefs. Don't turn this place into a 69ers BB full of overly sensitive PC emotional handicaps. You don't like me, good. Maybe beer butt has a bar stool with your name on it you can sit in and share some foofeyfied beer while you talk about your grievances of the world so full of people with mean intentions.

It is funny that you bring this chit up. My buddy takes some of his valuable time to call me up and tell me something he has been working on the last 5 times he has had to order at Burger King.

He says, Always order the drink first, then if completely fugs them up with their scripted flow chart that they have to follow. Just say, "I'll have a Diet Pepsi or whatever.". Then they will just look at you and not know what to do, they will be completely in A la Carte land. You will have their complete attention at that point and can get what you need ordered properly. Try it and let me know how it works.

Calcountry · 08-24-2004, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERfuckING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.

Just knowing someone has the guts to show themselves in public in a Royals Jersey, as sorry as they are, would scare the hell out of me.

Calcountry · 08-24-2004, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Oh, Jesus everloving Christ! Just because it's 3am everyone stops posting? Like I'm the only one who didn't get laid because his reerun friend made an ass of himself and got us ejected from the bar... (Yes, I know people more fucked up than me. I mean... who else would hang out with me?)

fuck it... it don't matter. I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. Where they don't give a shit what I wear.

Oh... btw. fuck Tucson.

Pansy ass scared bitches.

Yes I felt the same way after they threw me out of Grad School. They welcomed me in with a wrong way on the speedway, then I drank too much and didn't make grades. Fug, it always worked in under grad.

**ChiTown** · 07-31-2006, 11:47 AM

Wow.

This was an excellent thread.

Humor is good.

Enjoy!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-23-2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheNextStep

Let me be really clear in this, though I know I am risking a Footloose dance-a-thon/ass-whipping in saying it: West Side Story does, in fact, rock... but only if you're a pre-adolescent chick.

What's next, Chi? You going to tell us all where the rain in Spain mainly falls? You going to ruin the ending of all those Nancy Drew mysteries? You going to launch an evil attack on Cox cable that blocks the Lifetime network from broadcasting into our homes?

Come on, Man!

Wow. The come on, man before it was an ESPNism. Impressive.

LVNHACK · 08-23-2012, 08:56 AM

Holy ****.....this is one old ass thread....Why did this thing get bumped ?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-23-2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Holy ****.....this is one old ass thread....Why did this thing get bumped ?

It's in the Hall, and I was impressed with the early adaptation of "Come on, Maaaaaan!"

crazycoffey · 08-31-2012, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERfuckING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.

reported for filter evasion.
It is "White Bred".
Oh and, for the love of everything holy, can you really overpay for Guinness? Really?

Do you not read my blog?

08-19-2004, 10:21 AM
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $3548410	The beer me factor for skip town I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me. 1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard. 2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid shit all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief. 3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some reeruned reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone. 4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong. 5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of shit on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan? That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.
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08-23-2012, 08:56 AM	#388
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