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Old 01-24-2019, 04:33 PM  
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Old 11-26-2022, 01:51 AM   #3826
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Chris Jones had a legit argument for Super Bowl MVP and anyone who replies with "BUT HE ONLY HAD A QB HIT AND THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS" doesn't understand football.

FIGHT ME.
he should be a legit shot for the hall of fame
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Old 11-26-2022, 03:42 AM   #3827
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Here, let me help you with that.

Chris Jones, playing for the Kansas City Chiefs, has had the opportunity to play, to quote our friend jettio, "Tackle football as it is played at the NFL PLAYOFF level" 10 times.

2018. 2 games. 0 tackles. 0 sacks. 4 pass deflections.

2019. 2 games. 3 tackles. 0 sacks 3 pass deflections. 2 hurries.

2020. 3 games. 9 tackles. 0 sacks 3 hurries.

2021. 3 games. 6 tackles (2 for loss!!!!!!!) 0 sacks 2 hurries.

That's TEN playoff games with 18 tackles 0 sacks 7 hurries, and 7 pass deflections.

That's good for an average of 0 sacks 1.8 tackles, 0.7 batted balls, and 0.7 hurries per playoff game.

Is that good? Is that highest paid defender in the league production? Is it even the 60 million guaranteed he got production? I sure don't think so.

By comparison, through 10 regular season games this year he has 9 sacks.

Regular season heroes can be fun to watch. But you get paid the huge money for what you can do in the post season. It sure does look like the funds for his playoff performances have been grossly misallocated.

For a dude referring to himself as "Sack Nation" he sure doesn't live up to that when the lights are brightest.


We expect Mahomes to be superman in the post season. We expect Kelce to beast guys and score tds.

For some reason, Chris Jones gets a pass for absolute mediocrity in the playoffs.

Maybe this year is his year. Playoff game eleven and beyond, to finally bring down a qb in the post season.
Don't win the Superbowl without him....worth every penny
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Old 11-26-2022, 10:04 AM   #3828
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Don't win the Superbowl without him....worth every penny
Oh. Good thing contracts are paid based on one game you already played, based on hypothetical opinions that can't be proven. Only your imagination can conjure up the chain of events that occur if Jones doesn't play that game, or doesn't swat those passes. Jimmy couldn't hit the side of a barn in the 4th.

Heh. That's a load off my mind hoping this dude shows up in the playoffs. Also explains why he didn't sack the oldest slowest qb in the league in that second sb. He didn't need to.

He's already earned all the money.
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Old 11-26-2022, 10:05 AM   #3829
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Oh. Good thing contracts are paid based on one game you already played.

Heh. That's a load off my mind hoping this dude shows up in the playoffs.

He's already earned all the money.
He's an absolute stud player....and I'm critical of everything
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Old 11-26-2022, 10:10 AM   #3830
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Oh. Good thing contracts are paid based on one game you already played, based on hypothetical opinions that can't be proven. Only your imagination can conjure up the chain of events that occur if Jones doesn't play that game, or doesn't swat those passes. Jimmy couldn't hit the side of a barn in the 4th.

Heh. That's a load off my mind hoping this dude shows up in the playoffs. Also explains why he didn't sack the oldest slowest qb in the league in that second sb. He didn't need to.

He's already earned all the money.
DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER
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DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER
Huh? I'm pretty sure that wasn't Jones.

Edit: initial pressure was indeed by Jones. I was remembering the hit by Pennel, but Jones did have a major role in that int.
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DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER
BUT BUT BUT MAH SACKS!!!!!
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DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER
Jones whiffed on the most gimme sack you'll ever see.

Mike Pennel came in on cleanup to plow into Jimmy G and force the eyes closed INT.

But sure, credit Jones for a hit he didn't make.
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Jones whiffed on the most gimme sack you'll ever see.

Mike Pennel came in on cleanup to plow into Jimmy G and force the eyes closed INT.

But sure, credit Jones for a hit he didn't make.
I ALREADY SAID IT DIDN'T MATTER. YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT.
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He's an absolute stud player....and I'm critical of everything
In the regular season.

10 playoff games.

0 sacks average

1.8 tackle average

0.7 hurry average

0.7 batted pass average.

Playoff Stud? More like playoff invisible.
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In the regular season.

10 playoff games.

0 sacks average

1.8 tackle average

0.7 hurry average

0.7 batted pass average.

Playoff Stud? More like playoff invisible.
Dude. I used to think this, but last year I found this compilation of Jones impact in the playoffs. It took only one minute to change my mind.
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Oh hey I just wandered into this thread for the first time ever and some rerun is in here talking shit on Chris Jones. lol

carry on I guess.
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Wallcrawler, two questions:

1/ When did CJ impregnate your wife?
2/ How close did he need to get to do so?
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Wallcrawler, two questions:

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Huh huh huh.

Good one.
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Oh hey I just wandered into this thread for the first time ever and some rerun is in here talking shit on Chris Jones' playoff stats lol

carry on I guess.
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