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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-30-2021, 12:04 AM | #362 |
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Sorry to see him go; enjoyed lurking in the DC threads.
What happened to the beautiful women pics? |
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04-30-2021, 04:04 AM | #363 |
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04-30-2021, 05:23 AM | #367 |
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Well that's probably the nicest thing anyone here has ever said to me. <3 Thanks
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04-30-2021, 05:30 AM | #368 |
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Thought this thread would develop like a morel mushroom over night
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04-30-2021, 05:41 AM | #369 | |
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04-30-2021, 05:53 AM | #370 |
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Good Morning Chiefs Planet! Its a beautiful day here in North West Arkansas!
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04-30-2021, 06:02 AM | #371 |
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Happy Friday, CP! I've had my morning cup of coffee, beautiful double-tapered poop, and I ran 5 miles on the treadmill. Looking forward to a great day of work till noon and then 18 holes of golf. Hope everyone has a great day and a good start to their weekend.
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04-30-2021, 06:27 AM | #373 |
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The mods could solve this thing pretty ****ing quickly.
Just swap out the draft thread title for this one. People will post in this thread for the draft stuff tonight, and we'll reach the 1000 posts by the end of the night. And when we reach 1000, just swap the titles back the way they were. TAKE THAT AND YOUR STUPID GAMES, PATTEEU! |
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04-30-2021, 06:41 AM | #374 |
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Who knew paid russian trolls would let others know they got another assignment.
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04-30-2021, 06:50 AM | #375 |
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I feel like nothing is going to happen at 1000 posts. Would be a pretty good troll job
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