BURROWHEAD: Bengals talking a lot of sh1ttttt

[NIUhuskies]

I love that are doing this. Probably not smart to poke the bear

Spoiler!

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— ZIM (@zimwhodey) January 24, 2023

Willie just posted this one on his story

I just feel like everyone is going to spend all week talking about Mahomes' ankle or Burrow being a Demigod or Chase against this young secondary or Lou Anarumo being a psychopath...and then in the end it's just going to Samaje Perine bludgeoning Bolton and Gay to death.

— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) January 23, 2023

AU_wde_2 posted [Willie Gay on IG] Taking some bulletin board material from Brett Kollmann https://t.co/NclopGIsUv https://t.co/gLVGqLP4N2

— r/KansasCityChiefs (@ChiefsOnReddit) January 24, 2023

I appreciate a good troll job….hats off to Cincinnati…definitely the only time I’m saying it. #ArrowheadInvitational #burrowhead #ChiefsKingdom #whodey #bengals pic.twitter.com/SH2tT9z4Or

— Bean (@JoeyFakaBean) January 24, 2023

[Stryker]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You're right. To be honest, i expect the Bengals to boat race the Chiefs this time. Regardless, i'm a humble man full of empathy.

I will give you some time to mourn.

Then you are blind - WHEN YOU are weeping because you do not reach the SB, Please come back to this forum and tell us WHY YOU LOST. PLEASE! INFORM US ALL! Excuses are MORE than WELCOME here!

[chiefzilla1501]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Dig that deep? I looked at the years you posted and it took me 3 minutes to find it.

Be the Bengals of the 90's and then come talk to me.

You found one game in a season where they had 7 sellouts. The first non sellout in 19 seasons. That is the first non sell out in 150 games. Meanwhile this one game that you say has awful attendance the bengals averaged around 50k for a few straight seasons.

The bengals were in the playoffs the majority of the 2000s - 2010s. That is no different than the chiefs who had a 30 year playoff win drought until Alex smith finally beat Houston. That didn’t stop us from selling out arrowhead. But you know what we also did? We sold out stadiums in our off years too.

And buffalo is not a big market. Unlike the bengals their team before josh Allen couldn’t buy a playoff to save their life. Their attendance was strong throughout the 2000s.

There is only one team out of the 3 that consistently had 10k less in attendance when they didn’t have a winning season. It’s not the bills or the chiefs. Not even ONE bad attendance season like that. It was the bengals. Several times. Consistently almost like clockwork.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Hey, dude.

The line is basically even.

I'm up for our original bet if you'd like. 10k.

I'll run the risk that Mahomes is actually crippled and faking it.

Seems like a pretty good bet on your end.

Lemme know.

You must have missed the part last time where i told you i don't bet because it never goes well for me. Some people just aren't meant to gamble.

[NWTF]

They earned it. 3 straight wins and defending AFC Champs. Beat them and send them home as you would uninvited guests. This game is Andy Reid vs Zac Taylor. Win in the trenches you win.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You must have missed the part last time where i told you i don't bet because it never goes well for me. Some people just aren't meant to gamble.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You must have missed the part last time where i told you i don't bet because it never goes well for me. Some people just aren't meant to gamble.

But the outcome is a foregone conclusion. How could it not go well for you? Do you think God will intervene and reverse the outcome because you made a bet?

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You must have missed the part last time where i told you i don't bet because it never goes well for me. Some people just aren't meant to gamble.

Dude, I don't bet either. It's entirely asymmetric for me as wins give me zero pleasure but losses simply make me feel dumb.

But you're telling us that your team is going to boat race ours. That must mean this is a unique experience where you're willing to put your money where your mouth is because the line is just so egregiously off based on your strong opinion of how things ends up.

This is EXACTLY when you go for the gold. We can bet any fraction of that or more for kicks. But please, bet me something. It's sad for you to come on here and talk this smack and shy away from anything.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by BleedingRed

Hey man!

I hope if you do beat us you guys can finally get that monkey off your back! Getting “A” Super Bowl is hard and you’ve never experienced it. Man it feels great!

Maybe one day right?!

Wouldn’t that be something!!!

Such a tease.

You mother....

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Oh so you're on Jerkmates while posting on CP?

Now i have to resist the temptation to google and find out what that is.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

You found one game in a season where they had 7 sellouts. The first non sellout in 19 seasons. That is the first non sell out in 150 games. Meanwhile this one game that you say has awful attendance the bengals averaged around 50k for a few straight seasons.

The bengals were in the playoffs the majority of the 2000s - 2010s. That is no different than the chiefs who had a 30 year playoff win drought until Alex smith finally beat Houston. That didn’t stop us from selling out arrowhead. But you know what we also did? We sold out stadiums in our off years too.

And buffalo is not a big market. Unlike the bengals their team before josh Allen couldn’t buy a playoff to save their life. Their attendance was strong throughout the 2000s.

There is only one team out of the 3 that consistently had 10k less in attendance when they didn’t have a winning season. It’s not the bills or the chiefs. Not even ONE bad attendance season like that. It was the bengals. Several times. Consistently almost like clockwork.

Soooooooooooooo many words.

I'll say it for a 3rd time. Be the Bengals from '91 to 2002, the worst, most pathetic bottom dweller in the NFL with an archaic, spend-thrift owner, THEN come back and talk to me about support.

I don't know about all the other fans, but i was still there, going to games and listening to them on the radio, even through that era, since 1978.

I couldn't give the heat from rubbing two pieces of shit together for anyone else and how they chose to spend their time.

[Stryker]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Now i have to resist the temptation to google and find out what that is.

i am so HAPPY with your confidence! So, WE ALL can relish in your loss and listen to your excuses! But, but, but Joey B and etc... Man **** the Bengals - WE, CHIEFS KINGDOM are going to beat your Bengals - count on it! Joey B. is fixing to recognize AFC supremacy at ARROWHEAD this Sunday @ 5:30 PM.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

But the outcome is a foregone conclusion. How could it not go well for you? Do you think God will intervene and reverse the outcome because you made a bet?

You never know...

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Dude, I don't bet either. It's entirely asymmetric for me as wins give me zero pleasure but losses simply make me feel dumb.

But you're telling us that your team is going to boat race ours. That must mean this is a unique experience where you're willing to put your money where your mouth is because the line is just so egregiously off based on your strong opinion of how things ends up.

This is EXACTLY when you go for the gold. We can bet any fraction of that or more for kicks. But please, bet me something. It's sad for you to come on here and talk this smack and shy away from anything.

You had me until that part. There's no logical basis in that statement.


My dick is already big enough. Playground antics can't draw me in.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Stryker

i am so HAPPY with your confidence! So, WE ALL can relish in your loss and listen to your excuses! But, but, but Joey B and etc... Man **** the Bengals - WE, CHIEFS KINGDOM are going to beat your Bengals - count on it! Joey B. is fixing to recognize AFC supremacy at ARROWHEAD this Sunday @ 5:30 PM.

I'm gonna need you to keep one thing in mind.

The higher you go, the more the fall hurts.

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You had me until that part. There's no logical basis in that statement.


My dick is already big enough. Playground antics can't draw me in.

Boat race your team = blow out your team.

Imagine going on another team's message board, claiming you're going to blow out that team, but then slinking away from an even line wager by claiming "no logical basis" for betting on it?

And then the kicker is claiming that you're so above this when it's eminently clear that everything you're doing here is the literal definition of "playground antics."

Children make bold claims and have no consequences. That's "playground antics." Adults make bold claims and have repercussions and settle up afterward. We can do less than the original amount in any fraction and you can evolve into an adult.