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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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Why not.
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#347 |
Most Valuable Poster
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I took a Guinness book of World Records sized-shit today. And I was finished in less than 45 seconds. Smooooooth.
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#348 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
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#350 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3440478
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Healthy, non-explosive shit today.
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#351 |
Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
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lol
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#352 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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#353 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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I think I win this thread for the day. Just took a two-flusher (not counting the courtesy flush) and the belt went down a notch.
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#354 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
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I took a bear shit two days ago when you get the nice peak over the water.
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#355 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.
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#356 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2017
Casino cash: $10000400
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Im on a mission to shit
Its no big deal fellas. When im in that yellow truck, I feel like one of the Wu-Generals rollin through the hood bumpin my new fat shit that wont even go Gold.
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Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado
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It bears repeating, **** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ****ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445 |
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#358 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.
I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out. Finally found them at Target. IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!" ~Redd Foxx~ ![]() "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes" ![]() |
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Join Date: Jan 2019
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