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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:16 PM   #346
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As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.
What???!! It can happen.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:18 PM   #347
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here's what you do:

you have her do something for you, tell her, "i want you to take one hand and cover the one hole you can't violate"

if she sticks her hands straight up in the air, that's your girl

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Old 08-23-2004, 01:18 PM   #348
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Well, now that's just silly.


No it isn't.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:18 PM   #349
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Well, now that's just silly.
I was just going to think it, but since you came out and said it....
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:22 PM   #350
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Well, now that's just silly.
Sorry, dude, but that canal is an exit only. I stay clear of that sombitch.
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Old 09-14-2004, 06:58 AM   #351
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so did you get laid or what?
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Old 09-17-2004, 03:37 AM   #352
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so did you get laid or what?




Unfortunately i think it was the "or what" part Chi3fs.
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Old 09-17-2004, 10:56 AM   #353
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:47 AM   #354
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:59 AM   #355
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best idea on the whole thread--I don't think he's advanced enough for a dirty sanchez or an 'E.T. phone home'...

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Old 09-18-2004, 10:00 AM   #356
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naw dad i think i pass and go with this girl instead. besides the girls coming down this week any way, oh and by the way guys u wanna know good thing about this chick, SHE LIKES FOOTBALL ... yes yes yes.
and you haven't boned her in the ass yet??

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Old 09-18-2004, 10:01 AM   #357
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Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!!


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Old 09-18-2004, 10:01 AM   #358
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Old 09-18-2004, 10:03 AM   #359
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If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.


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Old 09-18-2004, 10:04 AM   #360
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